Welcome to my slightly stilted and awkward introduction post, in which I look at the screen and wish I knew what to say and- more importantly- that I hadn't chosen a name that struck me as witty and oh-so-clever at about midnight a month ago. (As soon as I reached for the thesaurus, I should have known it was a bad idea. Dr J Sombre, herp-a-derp. Look at me, I'm special.)
Anyway. Having read every single SCP on the list, I thought it was time to stop lurking and start inflicting my slightly lilac-tinted prose onto you poor people, in the happy expectation that it'll be ripped to shreds within the hour. My aim here is to improve my writing skills, learn effective horror techniques, try not to start any arguments and perhaps even learn to math in the process.
To be honest, though, I'm just made up I was accepted onto the site.