I'm here! And not queer… and I suppose when all is said and done I won't even be offended if no one ever gets used to it.
But here I am for better and worse, however short or long that may be. So I'm saying hello to any who might actually lurk these intro threads. I tip my hat and hope any entries I have to the SCP world meet with upvotes and not deletion.
For what it's worth: I solemnly swear no creation I conceive will ever involve creepy dolls, quantum physics, portals to another world, psychic visions, or nanobots of any kind… (though I reserve the right to fiddle around a little in creepy caves :P)