This is kind of shitty.
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Taking the piss out of the voting system.
This amused me until i got to the part where it turns stuff inside you to gold. Well, actually, it amused me after that too. What I wonder is, would this have any effect on stuff like pacemakers and the like? From the sound of it it only affects luxury items, but if you've got some sort of electronics in your body and it affects that.. implications are scary/amusing/squicky.
I like how something AWCY? would have loved to have made is implied to predate them, if I interpreted that last note correctly.
<throws dung at the performers>
Half of the credit goes to Digiwizzard, for tossing out the gros of the idea, and pissing me off enough into writing it
Anger is a powerful motivator.
Hey look, after a brief glimmer of potential complexity AWCY has gone back to being heavy handed bullshit.
Most armaments appear to transform into living birds of appropriate size, with most personal firearms becoming pigeons, and tear gas grenades turning into flocks of sparrows.
I can understand the pigeons, because many consider them to be vermin, but the sparrows and cassowary don't really fit the "refuse" theme.
Upvoted for nightstick-penis transfiguration… It amused me greatly; I'm in that sort of mood.
I read this in the Recent Posts section before reading the article and I thought this was going to be a robot with module genitalia, I was horribly mistaken. The article is good though even if it isn't a robot with changing diddlies.
VAElynx you have your next challenge.
Rodney222 that can be your challenge.
Strongly considering it, there's a few angles I could take with it.
Yeah this is officially happening once I get the free time.
From the discussion I've seen in chat, it will be awesome. Also, in regards to VAE's comment, I'd just like to confirm that Teledildonics will not be the focus of the article, although it will be present.
Also, I like the SCP.
I knew this was AWCY the moment I realized it was just an anomalous take on Marcel Duchamp's Fountain. I'm kind of disappointed that I'm right.
Oh Bastet. (I seen this silly pop up in the SA thread, so I actually bother to address it)
Why Duchamp's Fountain - because it looks like an urinal?
Seriously - the focus of this comes from the quote cited at the bottom, which calls for a golden toilet of some sort, and given various considerations (executives inside the building being primary target, urinals being outside rather than closed in cabins making the leaflet message somewhat more noticeable,me simply liking the picture of the gilded urinal, and it being the first thing I thought of when off to make the SCP) I chose an urinal. However, the whole object wouldn't change a single bit if it was an actual toilet.
Furthermore, the point of the fountain was a piece of no-effort failart that the guy tried to enter in a competition to take the piss off the other entries. this has again nothing to do with that.