I'm introducing myself to decrease the likelihood of disciplinary action and summary execution. As I am a profoundly boring individual who possesses neither rudimentary social skills nor basic proficiency with any language ever used by man, robot, or feline, there is little worth adding other than that I am incapable of speaking a falsehood under any circumstances and am not flamboyantly good at it. Have a nice day!
I like ethics, hard science fiction, the stark contrast between truth and honesty, jurisprudence, and kittens. I regularly use the word "queer" in its verb form. Humor and martinis preferred extra dry, with a twist. Unfortunate habits: taking myself seriously, excruciating over-analysis, indecision. Machine-wash wash warm with like colors, tumble dry.