I'm your latest newbie, Mr. BreaksIt, signing in for the very first time. I've been told that I should introduce myself, as to avoid arousing suspicion in the Senior Staff (who are the cat's meow, by the way), so here I am. Typing away in a very nervous manner praying to 343 that I don't get myself banned on my first post. I first encountered SCP Foundation via TVTropes, and became hooked immediately. My joining the site is a response to the creativity involved, the fact that anyone can just stand up and tell a story and the whole Men in Black things-man-was-not-meant to know schtick that's always entertaining.
A bit of trivia about me: I'm 16, living in Queensland, Australia, a miserable place for anyone who enjoys the winter, I am addicted to dieselpunk and 1920s period pieces in general I'm a Fallout fanboy and my middle name is James. If I get annoyed, my first response is to be scathing and sarcastic, which usually makes matters worse. My writing style is very flowery and descriptive, containg many metaphors and piecesof antiquated linguistics.
Anyway, I'm very pleased to meat you all and I'm sure we'll get along like a house on fire.