I kept going back and forth on whether I was going to upvote this. The idea of the world's oceans turning into a giant reflection of a bulldog was so weird that I almost upvoted on that alone. And then I hit the Experiment Log, which in addition to being generally unnecessary had a lolfoundation moment so bad that I could almost hear the screech of tires as I read.
No one is going to use the term "dickbaggery" in a professional document. Especially not a Professor.
You'll want to wait until you get other feedback, but I would remove the log and do a once-over for tone issues and other cleanup. As it is, I can't upvote.