Hmm interesting I like the concept, but it definitely needs some cleanup.
The second line about hazmat suits is redundant.
Testing has determined the jar to be completely normal
to be "absent of any anomalous effects"
The unknown substance's composition has not been determined, but appears to consist mostly of a collection of enzymes, many previously undiscovered.
The unknown substance's composition consists mostly of a collection of enzymes, many previously undiscovered.
I'm not sure the terms foodstuff and taste are very scientific terms, but I'm not sure what to replace them with.
Take out the mention of the possibility of an outbreak. It would be so dilluted upon entering the sewage system that unless you are talking about one molecule having this effect there is no danger.
You need a more interesting recovery story and far more interesting tests. Use more interesting foods than instant noodles. As far as the recovery story where was it found? Sounds like it was a bulk container, so who was the manufacturer?