My new SCP is an apple. When someone else has it, and you know about it, you have to have it. All other concerns become secondary at best, and you devote all resources at your disposal to getting it. But when you have it, you realize that it doesn't do anything and is essentially worthless. Worse, it's actually harmful, because everyone else who knows about it wants it and will stop at nothing to get it. So now you have a piece of crap that does nothing but act as a beacon to countless groups of morons who want nothing more than to have this object. And if someone takes it from you, you are affected by the object once again.
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