My name is evident, though I prefer to go by my surname. I'm a HAZMAT removal worker, though I'm doing this only until I'm in enough shape to join the French Foreign Legion. I'm very honored to be accepted into the Foundation and swear to do my best so as to not receive any disciplinary action. It's very nice to meet you all.
Now try again without roleplaying, people are very particular about that.
But what if he is a hazmat removal worker trying to get into the Foreign Legion? You'd feel pretty silly then.
I'll take that wager.