I don't normally say hello this many times but you lot make me very nervous :) It's made my day to be accepted into these hallowed pages, so thank you.
I live in the sunny, tropical climbs of London, where the national sport is complaining about all the bloody tourists who will shortly be clogging up our already useless victorian transport system. I have a degree in English Literature so I'm partial to a bit of creative writing. I've only very recently discovered the site and I'm already hooked. I'm currently working my way through the various entries. Dinners have gone uneaten. Girlfriend has been ignored. I've spent most of my time at work dreaming up SCP ideas. And I am obsessed with 087. I don't think any piece of literature has ever got under my skin quite so much. If there is such a thing as a phobia of stairs, I've now got it. So thanks for that.
Anyway, I'll stop boring you all. Look forward to getting stuck in.