About, oooh a lifetime ago deValmont had a bit of a brain fart which he didn't know how to write up. I was in possession of a PC, several bottles of wine and far too much time on my hands after quitting World of Warcraft, so I did The Thing and came up with something not entirely unlike this:
Obviously I've made Foundation related, changed the context a bit, neatened up the spelling and grammar, tuned the exhaust and added an interview, but the gist is the same.
Anyway, have at it. I'm interested to hear what people think.