I like collapsibles quite a bit but I'll take that out.
The idea I was going for is that the SCP is taking vehicles from the future, so I had one log with it doing something from the next day, one log with a truck from 2028, and one log with something presumably from the far future. I tried to get everything progressively more expunged, so for example the 2028 log has the truck using some sort of futuristic mechanism to avoid damage from a crash, and the far future car is presumably flying and is made of explodium. Any ideas how I could make that clearer?
I can see where you'd say that… it does one thing, and it always does this one thing. I was counting on the variation of that one thing to be the hook.