Hello any poor soul who reads this horrid text.
I am The Estate Agent.
And now I will sell you a semi-detached flat with damp patches everywhere! MUAHAHAHA!
But really, I found this website around three days ago, read some of the SCPs and have decided that I wished to write some SCPs and Tales myself. Possibly make a name for myself here but most of all share the creepy, fucked up brainchilds o mine in SCP form.
The first couple I write will probably suck lama genitalia but hopefully I can nail this to a fine art.
But this is an introduction, not a plan for the future!
I like: video games, dancing and playground swings
I dislike: arson, murderers, badly groomed facial hair, evil mutants from hell that want to eat me and the game tiddlywinks. It's boring
My Favourite quote is: Can we fix it? YES WE CAN (Bob the builder and his talking JCB homies)
That is all.