My first attempt at a tale; I just wanna work out how the tales work. Tell me what you think of it, and what I might want to change.
I see what you tried to do there, but it's just not amusing enough to get anything out of me. Not to mention I really hate the "Soap from Corpses" front, and think that it's pretty damn silly in and of itself. That and the lolFoundation just ruin any amusement I could have garnered from this.