SCP Foundation

godspeed, Joey Fucknuts.

I didn't think it was possible for me to love those rascals any more than I already did, but you sure proved me wrong. Wonderful work.

WHY IS THIS SO WHOLESOME AND PURE????

Joey Fucknuts for mayor of america 2018.

This is so weird. Joey's being the smartest of the corpses, along with knowing he is the smartest, but knowing he isn't legitimately smart, but wanting to be really smart and learn things, and also being shy I guess, makes him the most endearing gearhead corpse idiot I have ever read about. This is phenomenal. I want so, so badly for Joey to succeed. I have never felt this connected to zombies. +1 +1 +1

"Joey liked learning, which is why he was mayor."

Upvoted immediately at that line. This needs to be a series, which then needs to be a canon.

Fuckin' amazing. I've never fallen so hard for an article. :D

Joey Fucknuts Upvotes an Article

I've never wanted an adorable zombie to build an airplane more than I do right now. +1

Alright, I'm convinced.

I want a Vulture Gulch version of the Foundation.

With Joey Fucknuts as the Founder/Administrator.

My only complaint is that Joey only decides to build a flying machine. Please, please write the story of when he actually does.