I like it, especially the part where they grant his request for raw meat and he gets food poisoning
I'm really digging this -J. I don't really think it's THAT similar to 777 to be extremely noticable, but now that it's pointed out, I can see it. But otherwise, I don't think many people would notice? The one thing I would say is that maybe you could flesh it out a bit more, I would love to see this guy being more emo-y and whiny.
I'm with you, System. This could be really funny if fleshed out properly.
Well, as has been said, you could add some more about how 092-J is a stereotypical, whinny emo. Like the various entertainment media that he's allowed. You could mention some emo metal bands and such. Maybe you could also describe Researcher Hart's reaction when she leaves 092-J's area of effect.
To paraphrase what I said in the comment thread earlier, the two jokes (he's emo and he thinks he's a vampire!) that are supposed to make this funny stopped being relevant somewhere around 2008. Sorry, but there's not much else to say.