It was Halloween night at Site 19
A more average night there could not have been
Inside all the researchers were hard at work
Studying skips and their interesting quirks
When all of a sudden, out of the blue
The intercoms screamed "It's 682!"
"He's escaped containment, he's running amok!
We've sent out security, and with any luck
They'll find him with little damage done
In the meantime, however, everyone run!"
The sudden announcement caused quite a riot
No one wanted to be this lizards diet
So everyone ran through the halls quite fast
Hoping that night would not be their last
Then the intercom said to everyone inside
"Now 173 is free, everyone hide!"
"We're working hard to find both these beasts
So no one will have to be marked as deceased!
Just remember to not blink, remember to stare
Or else you won't even have time for a prayer!"
Now the whole site was scared as can be
No one survives against 173!
To defend themselves, they all grabbed their guns
So they'd have a chance to see the sun
Once again the intercoms spoke with fear
"A mass SCP breach has taken place here!
Not just the lizard or the statue that kills
The Old Man is loose spreading his ills!
And so is Able, and he's rather pissed
About all the action that he may have missed!"
"035 is free, it has found a new host
And I am also free, and making toast
Bobble has escaped from his TV
And so have the 008 infectees!
This is by far the worst breach ever seen!
Oh, and by the way…Happy Halloween!"
"Yes it was all completely untrue,
It was intended to scare all of you.
This night is all about treats and tricks
So I thought I'd throw some fear in our midst!"
Site Director's Note: It pains me to say
We all were just tricked in a cruel sort of way
Somehow a janitor thought it'd be great
To put us all in a panicked state
But I'm not upset, because as it were
Now the fool's working with all things Keter!