Please tell me if they're any good or not, and any ways to improve them. (Because, I'm not sure if they're actually any good or not, or if I don't even know what I'm doing)
Firstly, consolidate these into a single sandbox. Other than that…
First one looks like a rip-off of SCP-732.
The anomalous effects appear when the underside of SCP-aaaa Is licked for a period longer than thirty-two (32) seconds. T
…how the FUCK did they find that out?!
The first one just reminds me of a meh fanfic plague. Picture is pretty good though, could be used for something else.
The second one is just really kinda sorta dumb. I would recommend reading Conservation Of WTF, or Why Does the Rabbit Need Two Brains?, a great guide for deciding how to balance a weird idea without being over the top and silly.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
The first one is like 732's angsty emo sibling.
The second one: there's no need for a glass case. Just put it in a Safe containment locker and be done with it. Use metric, not imperial. How the fuck did they figure out those anomalous effects…?
Maybe… The guy who found it was so drunk….
Actually, this would make a GREAT joke SCP now that I think about it…
I'm not all that sure. It's almost like it's trying a little too hard.
Well, I tried to be incredibly serious with this, but like my other J's, if I just loosen some of the sentences up a bit, it would make a perfect J.
I realize these ideas still need a lot of work before they're ready for review, so I'll get on that.
Thanks for the suggestions. any more ideas would be greatly appreciated.