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Oh. You poor, sorry people. The extent of the error you have made.
I have linked into the wiki mainframe with my BOSS MOD POWERS and taken its lifeblood for my own. Tremble, mortal, and query your new god. Then get a blankie and settle in for the most eldritch slumber party these forums have ever seen. We have cocoa.
Is the answer to this question no?
Cactus is only the answer if you're Canadian. Are you Canadian?
I killed a Canadian and took his codebook. I temporarily assumed his identity and blended into his culture. This was many moons ago, but the language of his people still resonates within me.
Ah, that's okay then. You had me worried there for a minute.
Ok :(
Also am I your favorite author. Yes or yes.
First crush. Tell us about it.
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First crush literally ever? Her name was Heidi, it was 1st/2nd grade. Dark chestnut curls. She was really sweet and called me handsome once. I thought I would fucking die. This is the sum total of what I remember about her. As you can see, love is a fickle bitch.
Does the cocoa have marshmellows?
What are your hobbies outside of this site?
Favorite GOI?
Favorite tale?
How do you know you penis is larger than Rhett's?
Do I even want to know the answer to that last question?
The cocoa has marshmallows. They're the bagged kind that you buy separately. I hope that's okay. Some people like the dried kind that come in the pre-mixed kind, the crunchy kind. I dunno, you're stuck.
I like writing poetry. I sort of like riding my bicycle, but that's less "hobby" and more "this is how I commute between three jobs". I enjoy reading, um, when I bother. (TV is a demon whore.)
Oh, you tease. I am a fan of Alexylva, mah behbeh, if only because I know a hell of a lot about it that I've never written. I have a headcanon that both appeals to me as a historian and just on principle because it kicks ass. Of those I didn't create, I do like the Serpent's Hand. They seem to me to be the lonely nerds of the paranormal world, hiding out in the library and protecting the kids they think get picked on. I like the AGIR and the UIU in part because they both remind me of isolated agencies that are probably really unified little cadres that work together well just from being isolated within their respective governments. This is headcanon, of course.
Favorite tale would either be Revenants, ClusterfREDACTED, or Ecce Perago. I love ones that explore human flaws in the face of the paranormal.
It's called a ruler, duh.
I presume you would not ask if you didn't want to know. It might be a metadesire, where you don't want to know what you want to know and that only makes you want it more. But this is all speculation. Consider this matter yourself, sir.
I enjoy reading, um, when I bother. (TV is a demon whore.)
I definitely know that feeling.
Some people like the dried kind that come in the pre-mixed kind, the crunchy kind.
Yes, well some people also have broken taste buds. I assume there is significant overlap between these two groups.
What are the jobs?
My primary job is a daycare worker, doing office work, supervising naptime, and supervising the school-age kids when they get off the bus here (about 30-40 of them each day). My secondary job is working at a greenhouse, doing grounds work on campus (leaves mostly, this time of year) and watering the greenhouse on the weekends. My tertiary job is athletic tutoring. Athletes don't know shit. hence the tutoring.
It fun.
Sorry to keep asking about this, but what does the third one entail exactly? Just teaching professional athletes stuff they should have learned in school?
It's called "Athletic Study Hall." Athletes with GPAs below some pathetic, pathetic line that should ordinarily result in their expulsion except they're better than us "just folks" are forced to come into the room and sit for 90 minutes. They should do homework, but usually just get their laptops out, look at porn, and bait each other into parking-lot fistfights. I really wish I were joking. I don't have any authority or inclination to stop them. It only really changes when a coach comes in and threatens them. Some of the most vile conversations I have ever heard in real life came from that room.
More questions!
Favorite Depeche Mode song?
Favorite movie?
Favorite TV show?
What is the difference between a man and a slave?
Do any non-goth people know any Depeche Mode songs other than Personal Jesus? Well, I don't. *revels in ignorance*
Magnolia. Don't fucking argue with me. If your answer isn't Magnolia, you're wrong.
Um, shit a dick. Been watching a lot of Fringe lately, which I love simply because J.J. Abrams has the reputation that allows him to give no fucks. Literally zero fucks. He's blown up the world like four times, and now he's gotten it conquered and decimated by superevolved humans from the future. And that doesn't make any goddamn sense on about sixteen levels. And I admire sheer balls in production.
A slave can be either male or female. Done.
How should I do my Q&A thread?
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
Do it here, man. Eskobar needs to be taken down a peg.
Roget, how do you come up with such great ideas that aren't about some stupid dumb latin thing that everybody is just pretending to like?
Roget, why are you so handsome, especially compared to Eskobar?
Roget, when Eskobar farts himself to death with marshmallow fumes, will you be my new dad?
Ksaid, I will beat you to death with the very peg you have tried, and failed, to take me down. Your death will be brutal and it will be recorded in tale and song as a warning to all those who cross me.
Please note that the opinions expressed by the words below in no way reflect the opinions of the author who put them there, and that Snowshoe Productions will not be held responsible for what they say.
Ohhhhhhh
Once there was a little lad
He called himself ksaid
He herped and derped and flerped about
An idiots parade
Well once he crossed a special line
In this discussion thread
Esko got a little mad
And pegged 'im in the head
We never found the body
The word's used 'disappear'
But I know where he put it
Right behind a viking's ear
So all you lads an lasses
Don't you cross the Eskobar
Or you know where you'll end up
Six below a dirt pillar
Do you like cuttlefish?
What is your favorite dinosaur?
Why do aeroplanes taste so weird?
I…don't actually know what a cuttlefish is. But I think it's a reference to something. Is a cuttlefish one of those weird deep-sea organisms that we only see in creepy pitch-black photos from the bottom of the ocean, like angler fish and mudkips?
I always liked stegosauri. They always looked like they had combed their little scale things on their back into a straight line. In humans, that might be a Mohawk, but I imagine that in dinosaur body language, that's the equivalent of a nice, slicked-back businessman haircut. Like Gordon Gecko. Good on you, Stegosaur, for finding a job. Not like that lazy short-arm freak tyrannosaur.
Aeroplanes taste weird because they travel through the air, picking up a melange of different spices from the different places they go to. Additionally, they will primarily taste like evaporated milk, which is the primary composition of clouds.
I have to give you this link because it is a very important topic to me, here is some stuff about cuttlefish.
Cuttlefish
Also, I'm not sure if that's a joke or not, but I'm not going to risk the possibility, everyone must know about how awesome cuttlefish are.
Where did you hide the bodies?
Oh, our little friend is curious! Well, folks, wouldn't he be surprised to know that the very body he's been looking for has been…
(reaches behind Viking_Swan's ear, pulls out a decomposing human body, dead at least two hours, covered in what are obvious peg bruises)
…close to him the entire time? Oh, look! You found ksaid! Everybody applaud!
So what is dubstep?
Puns: The Devil's humor, or just morally wrong?
I've heard you did a song with Heather Nova, how did you two meet?
Dubstep is regular music that is run through a digital shredder, torn asunder, and played over a deep bass track and accompanied by a metaphysical aural concept known as "wub". Wub cannot be described orally; it comes from a Japanese word meaning "the sound of ten million souls pounding the walls of Hell, demanding their release." Man, those Japanese know how to condense some meaning.
When one trillion wubs are played on earth, Satan wins a bet with God and our souls are forfeit to his wrath. But I dunno, it can be pretty catchy.
Puns are the actual mark of the beast. When Antichrist rises to the beat of the wubs, he shall know which humans are his by their puns. One day, puns will be the only legal currency in the marketplace.
We had coffee at a diner, duh. Didn't you see the video?
Biggie or 2pac.
Dr Dre or Eazy E.
Nas or Jay-Z.
682 or Able.
Nas or Jay-Z.
Come on dude, that's just not fair.
Biggie for individual songs, 2pac for albums or overarching concepts. Biggie was the Rolling Stones to 2pac's Beatles. How do you judge Gimme Shelter vs. Abbey Road?
Easy E until he died, then Dr. Dre. Seriously, his music improved dramatically after Easy died. I think he ate Easy's soul. Souls can't transmit HIV, right?
Jay-Z. Never got the Nas hype, to tell you the truth.
Um….gotta go Able, to be honest. Love 682, but Able gets too much hate. I like the whole Hammerverse angle, and the resurrecting-in-the-box thing makes him two SCPs for the price of one. Though the one 682 shoutout I would give is to the extermination log entry where it describes him in the laws-of-physics altering chamber and they just swing the dials back and forth, until he adapts by forming an unknown type of exotic matter that can survive in any reality or condition. I acually think that form is how 682s as a species begin, their larval or embryonic form, and the conditions in that chamber are more similar to its "home" environment than we would like to believe. That's why it looked happy to be there; it was like taking a nice steam bath with a peel. All the excess flesh was peeled back.
This ended up being more about 682 than Able. Huh. Maybe I do like the lizard more. I dunno now.
