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cone

Fun fact: if you make a page on the wiki whose URL starts with "fragment:cone", there's a chance it'll show up here

Rules: it has to be a valid goi format, it has to feature my profile pic somewhere in it. It has to be pretty short, 500 words is a good upper limit. It has to be crap.

Honestly if you do make a page I don't even care what goes in it and I'll love you forever

Also I've claimed the factory format unless your name is tretter in which case you get the override

PROS:

• You get to write the worst shit you've ever written and someone else has to take the blame (me)
• No matter how bad it is no one will rate it and it won't even lower your average or anything because neither jarvis nor scpper care about fragment pages
• I will love you
• It's hilarious
• No social anxiety! You don't even have to ask me, just do it

CONS:

• You have to spend a few minutes writing it
• Potentially huge loss in street cred

Honestly this is a great deal. Buy now while prices are low

Best author cone page on the wiki.

This is meta².

The format screw master has just ascended to a new level.

All I ever wanted. All I ever needed.

My GoI format has ascended to new heights.

awesome

The cone is definitely one of my favourite 3d shapes, right after the demisemihemisphere, hypersquare, and elusive Jersey Tetrahedron.

I thought I was reading a legit post, but then I realized it was a author page or a hub or something? I still really liked it though!
You got my very first +1.

Wilson's Baking Solutions

Okay, but why though? XD

I never was never aware I could be this simultaneously furious, just absolutely livid, impressed and amused. I'm just so god damn upset and happy with this article, and I don't even know why. I'm not even joking. This better be some kind of secondary anomalous effect.

Croquembouche, you're my favorite person in the world, and I hate you and everything you stand for.

+∞