Anyway, I don't remember how I got this idea for writing a poem like this, all I know is that I did.
Wait, can a Foundation Tale even be a poem? Oh boy, if it ain't I'm gonna get screamed at… Most likely…
Anyway, I wanted to see what people thought of a bit of lolfoundation writing for a completely non-serious tale. Please don't yell too loudly when you hate it. (I wrote all this at about 4:30 A.M. or so while I was still awake.)
The link is right here.
(EDIT: Tis' the one under the Foundation Tales title. I mean, there is only one there.)