Roget suggested a wallet SCP to me one day when I happened to be ranting about losing something. This has been stewing for a few weeks and has gone through several changes from the original idea.
Many thanks to Troy for inspiration, Vezaz, Woggle, Silber, Flames, and Dmatix for reviewing this during the writing stages, and Azzle for looking over the near-finished product. Apologies to anyone I didn’t address, and of course, thank you so much to Roget for cheering me up that day and spearheading this article.
e: BECAUSE CAPS