You know what I hate? Portugese Man-O-Wars. I LOATHE them. There is nothing about them I find okay. They are possibly God's greatest mistake, and should all be sent to the surface of Mars where they belong. Here are a few reasons why they should be put in a fucking hole, and things to turn into SCP material.
For one thing, there's that gross gasbag they use to float. It's unsightly as hell and it keeps their disgusting masses on the surface so people actually have to see it. What would happen if somebody popped that thing? At least other ass-ugly jellies stay underwater.
Of course, they are also very deadly. That's scary enough. What I want to know is: since all they do is float around, how do they kill so many people? Are they really THAT ignorant? Something tells me no. They must move like lightning when no one's looking, 'cause I've never seen one move faster than a toy boat.
Of course, the most unnatural thing about them is that they are not one organism, but a colony. I've never seen a sci-fi with this premise, but there can't NOT be. It's a straight up Frankenstein monster for God's sake, except no parts were ever dead. All those tentacles? Individual creatures attached to the gasbag, WHICH IS ANOTHER FUCKING CREATURE.
Lord knows why, but nobody has made a Man-O-War scip yet. I can't decide what fucked up trait I'm going to build on. I would like your opinion on what is the worst thing about these unholy abominations.
And although it doesn't come close to describing my feelings for them, here's an analogy: I hate Man-O-Wars as much as AM hates humans.