i am The Grand High Master Of All Things Dark And Evil, but my pseudo-friends just call me "The Dark Lord", or by my favorite letter, "Z".
i just kind of wanted to… you know… say hi.
i'm trying to say stuff which doesn't get you people all mad at me, because if i don't do exactly as you want, you'll come down on me like a ban hammer on a nail.
so… hello? (flinches)