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For Soulless' Challenge. The prompt I rolled was "Eldritch Nostalgia". As a child, I was terrified of sweaty, overenthusiastic men in furry costumes.

I honestly have no clue how this will be received, but it was a joy to write. The crayon drawings were made by a very awesome Junior Researcher that I'm happy to be related to.

EDIT: SCP-1293's theme song.

I was neutral until the interview. Then I was ready to downvote. Then I read the addendum.

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My only issues is a small nitpick. I'd like to see the - designations (M,F,K) more regulated. 1,2,3 A,B,C Alpha, Beta, Delta… Seeing M,F,K was making me look for the other letters, and questioning how many of these things there were. Otherwise, upvoted.

Some grammar issues.

a Terpsichore Event will take place (see Addendum SCP-1293-2).

Seems like this should be Addendum SCP-1293-2

Dr. Reeves: Very god.

Should be very good.

Besides that, pretty good.

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I came into this ready to downvote, but you managed to turn it around.

Congratulations for the interview, which takes a place in my heart for one of the most disturbingly cheerful things I have ever read.

an extradimensional space within SCP-1293-A

Good call explaining why they haven't all been shot yet.

since Dr. Reeves was terminated for unrelated reasons.

Hmmm

Director Roward: Dr. Reeves, why did you try and order the unauthorised destruction of every specimen of SCP-1293 ?

Dr. Reeves Because .. because .. they're Keter

Director Roward: What makes you think that they are, in fact, Keter ?

Dr. Reeves Because .. [Dr Reeves' eye twitches] because … SQUEEDLE DEEDLE DEEEEEE! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

In my honest opinion, that is almost good enough to be part of the article.

+1

I think my favourite thing about this article is that it feels like a living document.

Also, because I won't remember to come back to post this on Sunday:

That fucking log, man. It got me.

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SCP-1293-A-4: It is a lady-type! I am the happy for I have childrens!

SCP-1293-A-4 and SCP-1293-A-5, simultaneously: Squeedle deedle dee!

I don't even
I can't
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The pacing of the article was excellent and the addendum is brilliant. Kept me hooked the entire time. Take your well-deserved +1.

_{Also I really like the images}