I think it's blatantly offensive and creepy in the "is this author a rapist?" sort of way. Please do not move forward with this idea.
Puerile and unnecessary. No.
That certainly was fucked up… unique.
*Slowly puts as much distance as possible between myself and author.*
It wasn't funny. Just creepy, and not in a good way.
D-2435 was retrieved to his cell and his penis was cut by order of O5-██
Why would you even write that?
Incident: D-6969 died because he masturbated to death
That doesn't even make any sense. So in a work place of scientists, which would presumably have a slight Male Bias, he wanked to death? What? Christ, have you ever heard of the internet? I'm sure the stuff on there is a lot sexier than about 30 naked, sweaty scientists, half of which are 40 something-men, the other half most likely being being 40-something women.
Oh, 69. HAHAHAHAHA! He said 69!
… Seriously?
<D-2435 attempts to touch Dr. Du█████´s big boobs>
Why do you have a woman being molested by a death row convict as a JOKE SCP?
It's quite disturbing if you find that funny.
Only idiots deal in absolutes
This is really bad, and in incredibly bad taste.