Okay, so… this was in progress for over a month. I never really was able to write more than a few sentences each time I tried to sit down and work on this. I was originally inspired by a cool person I encountered while driving to work.
Big, big thanks to the chat reviewers who read this over!
Weryllium for phrasing fixes, word choice, and commenting on the specific good points (ETA: also, providing the name!)
fieldstone for commenting on the containment and length
Lixerf for talking about hand signals
- Everyone else who chimed in about GIVA DA PASTA PLS and crab hands
This was an exercise in presenting an essentially completely harmless Keter anomaly that the Foundation thinks they understand… but even with all the data they’ve collected, they really don’t know what they’re up against.
/crab-hand-signal-walks away