This SCP was co-authored between me and Zyn, big thanks to my wonderful co-author, for putting up with my terrible schedule, and generally making the SCP what it is now compared to when I first posted it. Also, thanks to our reviewers in chat, theduckman, not_a_seagull, DarkStuff, Coryn02, taylor_iOStkin, and Pratten.
I came up with this idea when walking. Not much to talk about there, it's when I come up with most ideas.