Thanks everyone who helped me with this, particularly Troy and Moose.
Mann, are you Joseph Heller?
This reminds me of Catch-22 so very badly.
You are not turning Mann and Lament into a buddy cop series, you are not turning Mann and Lament into a buddy cop series, you are NOT turning Mann and Lament into a buddy cop series…
Holy shit, you're turning Mann and Lament into a buddy cop series…
+1
they could never penetrate my rib cage and its secrets
Who says this? Who is this guy even?
dat Pinkie Pie tho. wtf is SCP-6345, inquiring minds want to know
you need to be stopped before you destroy us all
All instances of pony in this work were the work of Troy.
You had me at the first paragraph and it just got better from there. Hit that + button so hard I may have broke it.
At first, I assumed they made Mann do the bomb job himself. 'couse, I was proven wrong when he was surprised of finding a bomb… then I read the ending… I may've been right from the start! XD