This was written from sudden inspiration in site 19 when someone linked a photo of a squirrel in armor. My insane brain thought "Squirrel crusaders," and this popped out. Sorry. Also, we need more Sciurine SCP's.
Special thanks to Bucell for being a good sport about the fact that we were both writing a draft about squirrel knights.
Other thanks go to all of the folks in chat who took a look, and entertained this insane notion.