Ducks distributing swords for iPhones is a way to make an SCP, I guess.
This is a co-authored work between myself and plaguebearer.
Critters include Hot-coles,
Eskobar,
JanitorCakeworth,
Uncle Nicolini,
Rounderhouse,
Alces_alces,
DarkStuff, and
HumidHermit. Without their help, this article would be very different from where it started. (Super special thanks to Uncle Nicolini for looking this over more times than reasonable. You're a champion.)
Image was taken by myself, Rockteeth, after taking a walk in Boise, Idaho and seeing this mallard on the sidewalk. I took the picture, and decided it wasn't worth crossing the duck to go to a gas station for soda, and went back to my friend's house.
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