SCP Foundation

This is an article that I came up with last night and typed up in under 24 hours. Inspiration hit me and I struck while the iron was hot, in the spirit of JamCon.

The original name of the Task Force in this was Δ69, rather than Δ22. Ι felt that was a bit too much, so I changed it.

Thanks to DarkStuff and Zogip2 for looking this over before posting.

You made me read the containment procedures and find them interesting. So, +1.

"Leave room for Jesus." God fucking dammit.

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Overall just a good piece of work.

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I don't know if it was because I read SCP-4477's dialogue in the Villager's voice from An Egg's Guide to Minecraft, but this made me legitimately cackle out loud.

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Intrigued and waiting for a serious or scary religious frame through all the containment procedures, I *cackled with delight* when it ended on a cheesy punchline instead. Pure poetry! +1

I stopped and read both of the "expendable children" crosslinks in the MTF document, which made this whole thing so much more drawn out and primed me to expect something dark… and then I made it to the end.

+1.

What makes this amazing, in my opinion, is that it cuts to the heart of what a Keter SCP is actually like.

There's absolutely no harm in telling kids to "leave room for Jesus," and I'm somewhat sure I've said that during some church gathering or another. This is an entirely harmless SCP (except for spooking people, and shredding the Veil).

But what makes this Keter is that unless you're on the fucking ball, this thing WILL escape containment. It's already "mostly contained," and yet there's an entire MTF dedicated to keeping it that way. And, if the MTF fails, RIP MASQUERADE.

+1!

As a Deacon, I officially approve of this. All hail Saint MTF-D22-Alpha.

MTF Y-36 Subforce 1 ("No Invite") is, following the beginning of an SCP-4477 Active Event, arrive at the location

So grammatically those fragments need to match up to make a sentence, but they're currently lining up to look like you've skipped a word in the second half right at the start.
I'm not sure which word you want to put there so I'll leave it to you, but something like "to" or you can replace the "is" with "will" or "shall" or similar, and that would make it work.