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You try coming up with non-cliche monkey jokes. :^V

This was (re)written as part of Rimple's DraftSwap, original draft belongs to Meserach. My biggest concern with this is the fact that literally nobody knows who St. Brendan is; I know Catholic saints can be obscure, but this guy is the patron saint of Travelers. There's a Wikipedia page about him, and a translation of the original Voyage of St. Brendan is allegedly available online, but it's filled with garbage text because the people who digitized it thought it would be a good idea to let an AI read it after they scanned it.

Rant aside, thank you to everyone who critted, including Meserach, UraniumEmpire, Zyn, not_a_seagull, and Azmoeth1.

This is 100% bonkers from start to finish, and I love it. +1

I'm liking the weird twisting of Mormon myth, Nostadamus-style imagery, and post-Torah Abrahamic… stuff. I'll go in depth when I'm not suffering from a massive forest fire choking out the Bay Area, but for now:

Sticking this longpost under spoilers.

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