You try coming up with non-cliche monkey jokes. :^V
This was (re)written as part of Rimple's DraftSwap, original draft belongs to
Meserach. My biggest concern with this is the fact that literally nobody knows who St. Brendan is; I know Catholic saints can be obscure, but this guy is the patron saint of Travelers. There's a Wikipedia page about him, and a translation of the original Voyage of St. Brendan is allegedly available online, but it's filled with garbage text because the people who digitized it thought it would be a good idea to let an AI read it after they scanned it.
Rant aside, thank you to everyone who critted, including Meserach,
UraniumEmpire,
Zyn,
not_a_seagull, and Azmoeth1.