Got a new idea. An old Irish man, who likes to feed pigeons. What makes him different from all the other old men who feed birds, is that when he snaps or whistles, he summons thousands of pigeons. These pigeons eat the old man, and regurgitate him anywhere he wants, as long as the pigeons can fly there. The pigeons can also do the same to any other item, and place it wherever he wants.
Now, I know what your thinking. "Another boring X-Men." Nope! Not this time baby! I'm planning on making him wear three layers of steel gloves, headphones that get a pop song stuck in his head, and a muzzle that prevents him from speaking. The whole idea is to show that a humanoid SCP with an anomalous property like this can be shut down via containment procedures.
The pigeons he feeds are under his control, and they do whatever he wants, as long as they can do it. While the pigeons aren't the main focus of the article, I'm still gonna flesh out their anomalous properties. The man was found when someone witnessed him spawn on a rooftop to feed more pigeons. I would also like to add the old man has no desire to harm people or cause trouble, he just likes to feed pigeons. He's not very dangerous, and neither are the pigeons. But the foundation doesn't really believe him, so they're gonna keep him.
Should I do it? Has it been done? Does it suck? All feedback is appreciated, thanks.
