SCP Foundation

Bullet points.

• It’s a canteen.
• Anyone can come in and eat for free. It’s a self-service restaurant.
• The anomalous effect? When you leave, you gain all culinary knowlege¹ related to the cuisine of the food you just ate. More than just that, so I have a secondary list of anomalous effects. Example: If an amateur cook eats a burger, that amateur instantaneously knows everything about American cuisine. Note that the knowledge is bundled with the subject’s already-existing knowledge.

Full list of anomalous effects:

• The first anomalous effect is explained in concept 3 of the first list. This may be referred to as Anomalus Effect [number]
• They have a 80% higher chance of being accepted as chefs at elegant restaurants with lots of Michelin stars, most likely 3 to 7. For 8+ Michelin star restaurants, 98%. For <3 Michelin star restaurants, 45%, even without satisfying the restaurant’s job requirements.

I’ll add more. So what'd ya say?

This anomaly seems like a generic compulsion object, which is a major step in the wrong direction. I suggest trying to figure out a better way to mask the anomalous effects, or to give the anomaly a new set of properties.

Maybe since it's a self-service canteen, people who go in, don't come out because they're the food? Just a quick little thought of mine.