Ladies, gentlemen, and eldritch horrors, the SCP-2801 rewrite is finally here! Now with more actually-relevent description!
The old one had been sitting at +7 for about 3 months, but it was such a mess that I basically rewrote this thing from the ground up. While the core anomaly is basically unchanged, Neurocrack was changed to SCP-2801 while the variants were moved to -1, the description was made clearer, technobabble was cut down on (as much as I could manage without changing the core anomaly), a completely new story was written, and Snyder received a character overhaul. While this one is about 1,000 words shorter than the original, I think it works a lot better.
Thanks to Petrograd and
Uncannyon for help with brainstorming.
Thanks to mayoculpa, Roboticon in chat,
Lord_of_Laugh,
jabyrwock,
Smooothcriminal,
Ensophos,
Petrograd, and
not_a_seagull for crit!
And finally, special thanks to DrDromeus for moral support!