Frankly, I have no idea what you're going for on this. It's a mish-mash of "random" (viking helmet! walrus!) objects with equally incoherent effects (teleportation! anartists! skin re-coloration!). I feel like you're just leaning into the "it's anart, so it doesn't need to make sense!" angle, which is most frequently associated with lazy writers who need a crutch.
Per mayoculpa,
anart is held to even more stringent creative standards than non-anomalous art, because the artist has a much wider scope to express their ideas. but if the idea itself is lacking, no amount of anomalous gimmicks can save it
If you're attempting to give the audience some insight into some aspect of art or society or whatever, you need to rethink this article, because as it is, it is just a mashup of various unrelated things. As such, the reader has no reason to remember or care or do anything except downvote.
tl;dr if there's an idea, make it clearer; if there isn't one, it's time to go back to the drawing board.
