Hey hey, Columbia Bear! Welcome to the site! I'm afraid we don't do much shark punching ourselves in this foundation, sir. That's the SPC's area, and we don't interact with them very much (except on party business). So tell us a bit about your interest in the site! What's your favorite article/tale on the site so far, and/or what's your least favorite article or tale? If you don't have a favorite or least favorite, that's cool too.
Anyway, it's wonderful to have you here! Please don't hesitate to use the chat for feedback on any articles you may write, or just to get to know the community (it can move quick, but you'll get to know some great people there if you're patient/diligent). If and when you decide to write for the site, don't forget to make yourself a sandbox to keep all your unfinished drafts (and to give people somewhere to review your work before you post). I look forward to seeing you around the site, and I hope you enjoy your stay! :)