Foundation Rhymes - A Collection of Children's Rhymes With an SCP Personnel Twist
rating: +30+x

Someone's Computer
Someone's computer sat on a desk
Someone's computer fell during a test
All of Rosen's tools and all of Rosen's brain
Couldn't put the computer together again

Computer's owner asked Rosen for more
Computer's owner was punched to the floor
All the Site's agents and all the Site's men
Couldn't get the owner a computer again

Smartie Rosen
Smartie Smartie Tech Head Rosen
How I wonder why you've chosen
To take care of the Foundation's tech
I would think you'd know it's heck
Smartie Smartie Tech Head Rosen
How I wonder why you've chosen.

Konny and Clef
Konny and Clef almost met death
When fixing their big mistake
Konny was apt but then he snapped
And Clef's neck was next to break

Tickity Tickity Bright
Badum Badum Thump
Bright's soul did another jump
The body died
Bright's soul flew out
Badum Badum Thump

Ring Around Lycaon
Red around the rupture
A botfly he did capture
Swelling, swelling
Lycaon's full of maggots!

While working with some cerussite
The little tiny parasites
Crawling, crawling
They all popped out!

Baa Baa Strelnikov
Agent Agent Strelnikov have you any heads
Yes you yes you from three Chechens
One from hijack, one from war
One from son of bitch who steal from store
Agent Agent Strelnikov have you any heads
Yes you yes you from three Chechens

Pretty Doctor Rights
Pretty Pretty Doctor Rights
How I wonder of your nights
Of that lucky man of yours
How do you get him on all fours
Pretty Pretty Doctor Rights
How I wonder of your nights

Note: Junior Psychologist Chibi is no longer allowed to use Foundation supplies to distribute any literature concerning the actions and activites of any Foundation personnel. If you're going to write these kind of things, keep it in your computer. You are lucky that Rosen felt enough pity to save you from multiple stab wounds. -O5-██

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