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Item #: SCP-WOW-J

Object Class: Unclear/Unknown

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-WOW-J is to be considered a 5 km by 5 km by 5km cube, unless other considerations are authorized by O5 Command. SCP-WOW-J is theorized to be in a standard containment cell in Site-107.

The entities in question are to remain in questions?

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Maybe in a bucket. Maybe…

It must be given a doggo three times a day.

Under no circumstances should this document be deleted from the Foundation databanks.

Description: SCP-WOW-J is to be considered a 5 km by 5 km by 5km cube. SCP-WOW-J's almost random description errors are assumed to be due to its anomalous nature. SCP-WOW-J cannot be intentionally observed. SCP-WOW-J also causes any personnel to indirectly see it as a different anomalous object. Foundation researchers are sure that SCP-WOW-J harbours a memetic effect. We're not sure what it is, but there definitely is one. If you figure it out, send it to moc.liamg|hcraeser.j.wow.pcs#moc.liamg|hcraeser.j.wow.pcs, thanks. Foundation researchers are also encouraged to submit their SCP-WOW-J forms to their Site head.

Addendum 01: In the event of SCP-WOW-J continuing, all parties who participated in the creation of SCP-WOW-J are to be ████████ ███ ████ ████ ████ ████. ████ ████ ████ ███ ███, ███ ████ ███ ███████ ██, ███████.

Addendum 02:
The author of this SCP, Dr. Pavel, was resigned to Kegel duty following his unwillingness to adhere to O5 orders.

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