Gabriel Jade's Personnel File

Despite repeated requests to submit, and failed attempts by the Foundation to gather,1 detailed personal information regarding Dr. Gabriel Jade has not been made available to Human Resources.

The following list of anomalous research has been credited to Dr. Jade based on the series of hastily written containment theories haphazardly pieced together which provided initial containment procedures for the following anomalies:


SCPs


SCP-077
+191 83
Latest comment: Voct at 03 Feb 2019 16:08
Last edited: stormbreath at 16 May 2019 00:33

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SCP-077 just prior to being read. Item #: SCP-077 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-077 is to be kept in Research Sector-861 on top of a 0.5 m steel pedestal in a 3 m x 3 m x...
tags: cognitohazard engraved euclid historical humanoid ritual scp skeletal

SCP-049
+2382 523
Latest comment: StoneBone at 17 Aug 2019 00:52
Last edited: Leveritas at 27 May 2019 15:56

SCP-049
This is a collab between myself and djkaktus, refining ol' plague boy into something more appropriate for today's standards. Huge thanks to TheeSherm, taylor_itkin, Doctor Cimmerian, and...
tags: audio biological chemical contagion euclid humanoid reanimation sapient scp sentient tactile

SCP-049-ARC
+96 81
Latest comment: Leveritas at 13 Jun 2019 15:42
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 20 Apr 2019 15:55


SCP-049, revealing very human-like eyes. Item #: SCP-049 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is to be contained in a secure holding cell in Research Sector-██. SCP-049 is...
tags: archived biological chemical contagion euclid humanoid reanimation sapient scp sentient tactile

SCP-3394
+62 10
Latest comment: stormbreath at 21 Dec 2018 20:35
Last edited: stormbreath at 16 May 2019 00:13


Item #: SCP-3394 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3394 is contained within a subterranean cell constructed primarily of concrete with fiberglass reinforcement. The debris...
tags: biological keter scp sentient telekinetic telepathic

SCP-4900
+146 25
Latest comment: Nyctibius griseus at 21 May 2019 15:11
Last edited: ChupaNahBrah at 04 Apr 2019 04:49


WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS CLASSIFIED BY UNANIMOUS O5 DECISION. DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES OF SCP-4900, DETAILED KNOWLEDGE OF ANYONE WITHOUT 4/4900 CLEARANCE ATTEMPTING TO...
tags: 4000 inscribed knowledge narrative polyhedral predictive safe scp stone

SCP-4949
+203 23
Latest comment: pastarasta1 at 18 Jan 2019 18:09
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 11 Sep 2018 00:11


Item #: SCP-4949 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4949 is contained within a standard secure storage locker in Site-42. Requested testing procedures may be submitted to the...
tags: co-authored dado dr-wondertainment ectoentropic medical safe scp toy

SCP-3849
+86 12
Latest comment: DrNnamdi at 20 Sep 2018 01:42
Last edited: Ellie3 at 25 Mar 2019 00:17

Tubful
SCP-3849. Item #: SCP-3849 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-3849 cannot be relocated without risking structural damage to the surrounding bathtub, the property located at...
tags: appliance portal safe scp temporal

SCP-3526
+54 7
Latest comment: Terry Seinfeld at 21 Dec 2018 11:06
Last edited: narm00 at 01 Dec 2018 12:02


Item #: SCP-3526 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Any legislative body discovered considering changes to the legal repercussions of any effects stemming from the occurrence of...
tags: compulsion keter mind-affecting scp

SCP-4491
+59 11
Latest comment: ShaolinFunk at 20 May 2019 01:36
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 01 Apr 2019 15:49

SCP-4491
First frame of SCP-4491. Item #: SCP-4491 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: A single encrypted copy of SCP-4491 is to remain stored as SCP-4491.3g2 on an external hard drive...
tags: auditory dado doctor-bright doctor-cimmerian doctor-clef doctor-spanko jam-con2019 media mister moon-champion narrative safe scp

SCP-4951
+49 6
Latest comment: Driftmoth at 30 Jul 2019 02:22
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 28 May 2019 00:34

SCP-4951-1
SCP-4951-1 in an unpowered state. Item #: SCP-4951 Object Class: Keter / Thaumiel Special Containment Procedures: All physical components of SCP-4951-1 are to remain contained in a powered state...
tags: computer electronic online predictive sapient scp sentient thaumiel

SCP-4294
+54 8
Latest comment: RockTeethMothEyes at 19 Apr 2019 22:01
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 22 Jun 2019 21:37

Blizzard
3/4294 LEVEL 3/4294 CLASSIFIED Item #: SCP-4294 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Foundation Artificial Intelligence Conscript TSATPWTCOTTTADC.aic is deployed to locate and...
tags: airborne alive extradimensional keter meteorological ontokinetic organic sarkic scp serpents-hand transfiguration

Tales


Everyone Wears a Mask
+65 5
Latest comment: Gabriel Jade at 21 May 2018 07:33
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Oct 2018 23:18


The doctor sat in his chamber, reclined on a comfortable mattress. Head propped on a stack of sad deflated pillows, the sterile white linens were still tucked neatly in beneath him. He held his...
tags: tale

An Angel who has Forsaken Sympathy
+32 2
Latest comment: Genshed at 17 Jun 2018 18:50
Last edited: MayD at 20 Feb 2019 14:11


Stars shine down on the first night. The congregation has gathered outside to sing joyously to the stars, their voices twisting together in acoustic pentamerism. Twenty four joyous bodies sang, young...
tags: fifthist tale

Pestilence in the Court of the Hanged King
+39 8
Latest comment: ravingLimey at 12 Jul 2018 15:14
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Oct 2018 23:17


His book his book why had he given away his book? This one was sick, though he knew not with what. Heaving breast, the spent pleasure of her lovers, eyes unfocused. Something was wrong here,...
tags: alagadda tale

Cack Hard
+96 23
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 14 Nov 2018 18:27
Last edited: Lambda Fairy at 03 Jun 2019 06:01


The Site Security Director sat at his desk, pulling the advanced noise cancelling headphones into place. He looked around the room; thick, padded grey acoustic dampening foam covered the walls, floor...
tags: co-authored doctor-spanko tale

Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded
+51 13
Latest comment: Heckspress at 21 Aug 2018 01:29
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 01 Apr 2019 15:34


The villain, who shall remain nameless, stalked and skulked about Site 109. He didn't know where the cameras saw, but it made no difference, he avoided them nonetheless. His timing, though accidental,...
tags: co-authored doctor-spanko mister moon-champion tale

Going Home
+96 5
Latest comment: Cosmic Catacalysm at 15 Nov 2018 07:03
Last edited: OthellotheCat at 29 Dec 2018 03:27


He felt it, the unmistakable sensation of the pestilence. It was impossibly small, but unimaginably intense, like a needle in his eye. It was faint, but pungent, as though the disease had been...
tags: leslie tale

Probability
+17 3
Latest comment: inferential at 08 Sep 2018 13:17
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 08 Sep 2018 08:59


The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with his 12 fr The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with the 12 people he knew best. He rubbed his forehead as one of them spoke at length of...
tags: tale

Los Dias Y Los Caballeros De Leslie Y El Doctor
+49 2
Latest comment: Uncle Nicolini at 11 Sep 2018 13:13
Last edited: OthellotheCat at 29 Dec 2018 03:27


Two piles of books sat next to the doctor. The group on his left was neat and orderly, books stacked carefully atop one another. The heap to his right was much larger, much more mound-like in shape,...
tags: leslie tale

A Transcribed Collection of Haiku Graffiti from Site-42
+48 16
Latest comment: plaguebearer at 26 Sep 2018 16:44
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 02 Oct 2018 05:25


Life without a name Perhaps you should be its friend Life returns to death Afloat in a lake Monsters come in from the fog So it floats in peace Black White Yellow Red The Hanged King above it all...
tags: poetry tale

An Explosive Shout Cracks the Great Empty Sky
+38 3
Latest comment: Doctor Cimmerian at 26 Sep 2018 17:53
Last edited: Rounderhouse at 25 Feb 2019 18:48


“Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.” Meister Eckhart Lightning briefly illuminated the night, creating a snapshot of the scene in the doctor's eyes. Hide huts, tepees she had heard...
tags: aces-and-eights kain-pathos-crow tale

Foundation Facilities, and How to Loot Them
+60 5
Latest comment: Ethan Ljosalfar at 26 Jan 2019 05:27
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 16 Nov 2018 07:47


Oh, hey, Shock, there's only like one life sign in a two kilometer radius, just take a blaster with you, just in case, and you'll be fine! Shock said venomously to no one in particular. She paused...
tags: tale

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, a Play in two Acts
+76 11
Latest comment: Mark Penrice at 31 Oct 2018 04:42
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 01 Apr 2019 15:49


LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE A Play in Two Acts by Gabriel Jade Cast of Characters Director Alto Clef:                     Foundation employee; voice, not present on stage. Professor Kain...
tags: doctor-cimmerian doctor-clef doctor-gears halloween2018 kain-pathos-crow tale

Of Doctors and Alagadda
+14 3
Latest comment: Blacknife09 at 15 Oct 2018 22:32
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Oct 2018 23:25


Two colleagues sat in the mansion's study, one man cradling a snifter of brandy, while the other drew on an ornate pipe. When his voice broke the silence, it was accompanied by a cloud of smoke. Rare...
tags: alagadda co-authored tale

In the Shadow of the Anguished Lord
+13 3
Latest comment: Crow-Cat at 17 Oct 2018 00:09
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Oct 2018 23:18


Gracefully carved pillars lined the narrow onyx corridor. Few knew, even within the King's court, that this place existed. Fewer still came willingly. The petitioner walked the hallway, accompanied...
tags: alagadda tale

Digging up the Past
+57 5
Latest comment: DarkStuff at 12 Nov 2018 05:09
Last edited: leo60228 at 21 Jul 2019 23:49

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The doors of the Bio-Research Area-12 meeting room opened slowly. Senior researchers and project directors walked numbly back to their offices. Kain Pathos Crow emerged from the meeting room with his...
tags: co-authored doctor-bright end-of-death kain-pathos-crow tale

Nothing in the cry of Cicadas Suggests they are About to Die
+34 2
Latest comment: Genshed at 16 Nov 2018 18:53
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 16 Dec 2018 19:04


The crew of Mariachi's Merchants sat within the cramped confines of the command room. Everyone was on edge, with Logan listening intently at the locked door. Scott leaned forward, intently stroking...
tags: tale

Yuletide Joy
+55 11
Latest comment: ImpactWinter at 10 Aug 2019 19:19
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 25 Dec 2018 04:13


Mommy, we're next, we're next! Elizabeth bounced up and down on the balls of her feet, her rosy cheeks lit up in a bright smile. She looked up to see her mother's face looking down at her, her lips...
tags: doctor-cimmerian end-of-death tale

The Enemy of my Enemy is my Co-Founder
+19 3
Latest comment: Cyantreuse at 01 Jan 2019 11:57
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 01 Jan 2019 06:20


James Cole pulled the blinds of his office window shut against the early evening sun. He wore a tense and troubled face. Until this morning, he didn't have the faintest inkling a man named Arjun Batra...
tags: tale

Persephone Project
+57 8
Latest comment: PyroGothNerd at 06 Feb 2019 22:43
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 20 Jan 2019 01:40


Canon Hub » End of Death » Persephone Project Alto, The evidence you've shown me is troubling. I'm authorizing you to utilize my Level-5 certification in order to track down what he's up to, and...
tags: co-authored doctor-bright doctor-clef end-of-death kain-pathos-crow tale

Canst thou draw out Leviathan with an Amortization? or his Tongue with a Bribe which thou lettest down?
+20 2
Latest comment: Lunardog15 at 12 May 2019 00:29
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 20 May 2019 21:27


Dr. Crow listened intently to the commotion about him. Strained heaves and half-uttered curses found their way to his ears, the chorus of some dozen rail workers loading no-doubt overfilled crates...
tags: aces-and-eights jam-con2019 kain-pathos-crow tale
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GoI Formats


'A Second Chance At Today' (IZ229/AN78A/GI753)
+32 5
Latest comment: Aceofmoxes at 16 Aug 2019 18:19
Last edited: stormbreath at 17 Jun 2019 00:04


IZ229/AN78A/GI753 Status Unknown Demand High Value 2,500,000 USD / 1,888,875 GBP per pill Availability None Identifier A Second Chance at Today Description Stocks take an unexpected...
tags: dado goi-format jam-con2019 marshall-carter-and-dark

Others


Gabriel Jade's Personnel File
+37 7
Latest comment: Wydness at 27 Dec 2018 17:01
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 04 Jul 2019 03:55

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Despite repeated requests to submit, and failed attempts by the Foundation to gather,1 detailed personal information regarding Dr. Gabriel Jade has not been made available to Human Resources. The...
tags: author

The Hanged King's Comedy
+44 7
Latest comment: DrAnnoyingDog at 15 Oct 2018 14:51
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 19 Oct 2018 14:39


In the court of the King, the Doctor waits. Illustrated by YukkiAkemi The Hanged King's Comedy The spiteful's torment shall permit Glom of power whence the worlds split. And black stars hate...
tags: alagadda hanged-king hub

Collaborations


Do No Harm
+70 6
Written by: Doctor Cimmerian and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: ADream at 12 Feb 2019 10:09
Last edited: stormbreath at 17 Jun 2019 00:00


RS939/JJ39S/4ZCS9 Status Selling Demand Low Value 1,850,000 USD / 1,390,000 GBP per subject Availability Unique Identifier MC D's Eternal Vengeance ('Plague Doctor' internally) Description...
tags: co-authored goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark

Who Wants To Live Forever?
+44 14
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: JjEd at 05 Nov 2018 23:22
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 16 Apr 2019 15:22

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Junior Researcher Sheppard was having a rough day. The machine slumped motionless in the middle of the workshop, its central control screen displaying in bright red letters: Defense System Armed! A...
tags: co-authored doctor-bright doctor-clef end-of-death kain-pathos-crow tale

SCP-3756
+58 15
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Sergeimosin at 27 Nov 2018 00:53
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 18 Mar 2019 23:53

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Item #: SCP-3756 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is to monitor information distributed by global space agencies1 regarding Ganymede. Provisional Site-9354 has been...
tags: building co-authored safe scp spacetime

The Hermit, Death, and The Devil
+47 9
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Damian Uck at 15 Nov 2018 08:17
Last edited: Ellie3 at 14 Apr 2019 06:02

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Dr. K. Stuff yawned and tried again to wipe the stubborn sleep from his eyes as he made his way to the operating room. It was 3:30 AM, and he was cursing his luck for being the only veterinarian...
tags: co-authored doctor-bright doctor-clef end-of-death kain-pathos-crow tale

SCP-4450
+104 22
Written by: Ayers and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Christopoulos at 26 Apr 2019 21:17
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 05 Jan 2019 20:32



tags: chicago-spirit cliche2019 co-authored currency exchange extradimensional global-occult-coalition humanoid keter location marshall-carter-and-dark sapient scp serpents-hand teleportation

SCP-4810
+18 3
Written by: DrCaroll and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: MaliceAforethought at 10 Jun 2019 15:37
Last edited: Mafiew at 28 Jun 2019 16:08


4/4810 LEVEL 4/4810 CLASSIFIED Item #: SCP-4810 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Containment Area-49 has been constructed on-site surrounding SCP-4810-A. Direct physical...
tags: arthropod biohazard biological building cervine co-authored ectoentropic goi2019 insect keter mind-affecting plant scp skeletal vermian
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Cack Hard movie poster.

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