Gabriel Jade's Personnel File

Despite repeated requests to submit, and failed attempts by the Foundation to gather,1 detailed personal information regarding Dr. Gabriel Jade has not been made available to Human Resources.

The following list of anomalous research has been credited to Dr. Jade based on the series of hastily written containment theories haphazardly pieced together which provided initial containment procedures for the following anomalies:


SCPs


SCP-077
+167 78
Latest comment: stormbreath at 16 Dec 2018 03:06
Last edited: stormbreath at 16 Dec 2018 03:09

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SCP-077 just prior to being read. Item #: SCP-077 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-077 is to be kept in Research Sector-861 on top of a 0.5 m steel pedestal in a 3 m x 3 m x...
tags: cognitohazard crosslink engraved euclid historical humanoid ritual scp skeletal

SCP-049
+1750 480
Latest comment: Gabriel Jade at 16 Dec 2018 21:47
Last edited: Accelerando at 11 May 2018 18:57

SCP-049
SCP-049. Item #: SCP-049 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell in Research Sector-02 at Site-19. SCP-049 must...
tags: audio biological chemical contagion euclid humanoid reanimation sapient scp sentient tactile

SCP-049-ARC
+60 76
Latest comment: DrChandra at 28 Oct 2018 05:43
Last edited: stormbreath at 20 May 2018 02:30


SCP-049, revealing very human-like eyes. Item #: SCP-049 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is to be contained in a secure holding cell in Research Sector-██. SCP-049 is...
tags: archived biological chemical contagion euclid humanoid reanimation sapient scp sentient tactile

SCP-3394
+55 9
Latest comment: Gabriel Jade at 18 Jun 2018 05:52
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 31 Jul 2018 01:35


Item #: SCP-3394 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3394 is contained within a subterranean cell constructed primarily of concrete with fiberglass reinforcement. The debris...
tags: biological keter scp sentient telekinetic telepathic

SCP-4900
+121 24
Latest comment: weizhong at 15 Aug 2018 06:42
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 16 Aug 2018 06:13


WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS CLASSIFIED BY UNANIMOUS O5 DECISION. DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES OF SCP-4900, DETAILED KNOWLEDGE OF ANYONE WITHOUT 4/4900 CLEARANCE ATTEMPTING TO...
tags: 4000 inscribed predictive safe scp stone

SCP-4949
+137 22
Latest comment: The Red In Black at 30 Nov 2018 13:49
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 11 Sep 2018 00:11


Item #: SCP-4949 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4949 is contained within a standard secure storage locker in Site-42. Requested testing procedures may be submitted to the...
tags: co-authored dado dr-wondertainment ectoentropic medical safe scp toy

SCP-3849
+80 12
Latest comment: DrNnamdi at 20 Sep 2018 01:42
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 19 Sep 2018 04:41

Tubful
SCP-3849. Item #: SCP-3849 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-3849 cannot be relocated without risking structural damage to the surrounding bathtub, the property located at...
tags: appliance portal safe scp temporal

SCP-3526
+40 6
Latest comment: Uncle Nicolini at 05 Dec 2018 14:30
Last edited: narm00 at 01 Dec 2018 12:02


Item #: SCP-3526 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Any legislative body discovered considering changes to the legal repercussions of any effects stemming from the occurrence of...
tags: compulsion keter mind-affecting scp

Tales


Everyone Wears a Mask
+53 5
Latest comment: Gabriel Jade at 21 May 2018 07:33
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Oct 2018 23:18


The doctor sat in his chamber, reclined on a comfortable mattress. Head propped on a stack of sad deflated pillows, the sterile white linens were still tucked neatly in beneath him. He held his...
tags: tale

An Angel who has Forsaken Sympathy
+27 2
Latest comment: Genshed at 17 Jun 2018 18:50
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Oct 2018 23:18


Stars shine down on the first night. The congregation has gathered outside to sing joyously to the stars, their voices twisting together in acoustic pentamerism. Twenty four joyous bodies sang, young...
tags: fifthist tale

Pestilence in the Court of the Hanged King
+35 8
Latest comment: ravingLimey at 12 Jul 2018 15:14
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Oct 2018 23:17


His book his book why had he given away his book? This one was sick, though he knew not with what. Heaving breast, the spent pleasure of her lovers, eyes unfocused. Something was wrong here,...
tags: alagadda tale

Cack Hard
+80 23
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 14 Nov 2018 18:27
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 19 Aug 2018 19:33


The Site Security Director sat at his desk, pulling the advanced noise cancelling headphones into place. He looked around the room; thick, padded grey acoustic dampening foam covered the walls, floor...
tags: co-authored doctor-spanko tale

Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded
+42 13
Latest comment: Heckspress at 21 Aug 2018 01:29
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 20 Aug 2018 05:37


The villain, who shall remain nameless, stalked and skulked about Site 109. He didn't know where the cameras saw, but it made no difference, he avoided them nonetheless. His timing, though accidental,...
tags: co-authored doctor-spanko tale

Going Home
+47 5
Latest comment: Cosmic Catacalysm at 15 Nov 2018 07:03
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 11 Sep 2018 07:02


He felt it, the unmistakable sensation of the pestilence. It was impossibly small, but unimaginably intense, like a needle in his eye. It was faint, but pungent, as though the disease had been...
tags: tale

Probability
+16 3
Latest comment: inferential at 08 Sep 2018 13:17
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 08 Sep 2018 08:59


The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with his 12 fr The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with the 12 people he knew best. He rubbed his forehead as one of them spoke at length of...
tags: tale

Los Dias Y Los Caballeros De Leslie Y El Doctor
+40 2
Latest comment: Uncle Nicolini at 11 Sep 2018 13:13
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 03 Oct 2018 05:56


Two piles of books sat next to the doctor. The group on his left was neat and orderly, books stacked carefully atop one another. The heap to his right was much larger, much more mound-like in shape,...
tags: tale

A Transcribed Collection of Haiku Graffiti from Site-42
+46 16
Latest comment: plaguebearer at 26 Sep 2018 16:44
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 02 Oct 2018 05:25


Life without a name Perhaps you should be its friend Life returns to death Afloat in a lake Monsters come in from the fog So it floats in peace Black White Yellow Red The Hanged King above it all...
tags: poetry tale

An Explosive Shout Cracks the Great Empty Sky
+33 3
Latest comment: Doctor Cimmerian at 26 Sep 2018 17:53
Last edited: Rounderhouse at 04 Dec 2018 22:28


“Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.” Meister Eckhart Lightning briefly illuminated the night, creating a snapshot of the scene in the doctor's eyes. Hide huts, tepees she had heard...
tags: kain-pathos-crow tale

Foundation Facilities, and How to Loot Them
+53 4
Latest comment: Uncle Nicolini at 26 Oct 2018 18:06
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 16 Nov 2018 07:47


Oh, hey, Shock, there's only like one life sign in a two kilometer radius, just take a blaster with you, just in case, and you'll be fine! Shock said venomously to no one in particular. She paused...
tags: tale

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, a Play in two Acts
+70 11
Latest comment: Mark Penrice at 31 Oct 2018 04:42
Last edited: stormbreath at 31 Oct 2018 03:27


LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE A Play in Two Acts by Gabriel Jade Cast of Characters Director Alto Clef:                     Foundation employee; voice, not present on stage. Professor Kain...
tags: doctor-cimmerian doctor-clef doctor-gears halloween2018 kain-pathos-crow tale

Of Doctors and Alagadda
+11 3
Latest comment: Blacknife09 at 15 Oct 2018 22:32
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Oct 2018 23:25


Two colleagues sat in the mansion's study, one man cradling a snifter of brandy, while the other drew on an ornate pipe. When his voice broke the silence, it was accompanied by a cloud of smoke. Rare...
tags: alagadda co-authored tale

In the Shadow of the Anguished Lord
+9 3
Latest comment: Crow-Cat at 17 Oct 2018 00:09
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Oct 2018 23:18


Gracefully carved pillars lined the narrow onyx corridor. Few knew, even within the King's court, that this place existed. Fewer still came willingly. The petitioner walked the hallway, accompanied...
tags: alagadda tale

Digging up the Past
+46 5
Latest comment: DarkStuff at 12 Nov 2018 05:09
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 12 Nov 2018 05:06

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The doors of the Bio-Research Area-12 meeting room opened slowly. Senior researchers and project directors walked numbly back to their offices. Kain Pathos Crow emerged from the meeting room with his...
tags: co-authored doctor-bright end-of-death kain-pathos-crow tale

Nothing in the cry of Cicadas Suggests they are About to Die
+26 2
Latest comment: Genshed at 16 Nov 2018 18:53
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 16 Dec 2018 19:04


The crew of Mariachi's Merchants sat within the cramped confines of the command room. Everyone was on edge, with Logan listening intently at the locked door. Scott leaned forward, intently stroking...
tags: tale

Others


Gabriel Jade's Personnel File
+32 6
Latest comment: NewyRose at 27 Sep 2018 12:59
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 12 Nov 2018 04:55

Cack Hard poster
Despite repeated requests to submit, and failed attempts by the Foundation to gather,1 detailed personal information regarding Dr. Gabriel Jade has not been made available to Human Resources. The...
tags: author

The Hanged King's Comedy
+23 7
Latest comment: DrAnnoyingDog at 15 Oct 2018 14:51
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 19 Oct 2018 14:39


In the court of the King, the Doctor waits. Illustrated by YukkiAkemi The Hanged King's Comedy The spiteful's torment shall permit Glom of power whence the worlds split. And black stars hate...
tags: alagadda hanged-king hub

Collaborations


Do No Harm
+59 5
Written by: Doctor Cimmerian and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: The Red In Black at 04 Dec 2018 17:51
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 09 Dec 2018 02:39


RS939/JJ39S/4ZCS9 Status Selling Demand Low Value 1,850,000 USD / 1,390,000 GBP per subject Availability Unique Identifier MC D's Eternal Vengeance ('Plague Doctor' internally) Description...
tags: co-authored goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark

Who Wants To Live Forever?
+35 14
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: JjEd at 05 Nov 2018 23:22
Last edited: abstruse at 09 Dec 2018 08:50

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Junior Researcher Sheppard was having a rough day. The machine slumped motionless in the middle of the workshop, its central control screen displaying in bright red letters: Defense System Armed! A...
tags: co-authored doctor-bright doctor-clef end-of-death kain-pathos-crow tale

SCP-3756
+52 15
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Sergeimosin at 27 Nov 2018 00:53
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 09 Dec 2018 00:24

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Item #: SCP-3756 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is to monitor information distributed by global space agencies1 regarding Ganymede. Provisional Site-9354 has been...
tags: building co-authored safe scp spacetime

The Hermit, Death, and The Devil
+39 9
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Gabriel Jade. {$note}
Latest comment: Damian Uck at 15 Nov 2018 08:17
Last edited: DarkStuff at 15 Nov 2018 17:59


Dr. K. Stuff yawned and tried again to wipe the stubborn sleep from his eyes as he made his way to the operating room. It was 3:30 AM, and he was cursing his luck for being the only veterinarian...
tags: co-authored doctor-bright doctor-clef end-of-death kain-pathos-crow tale
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