Gabriel Jade's Personnel File

Despite repeated requests to submit, and failed attempts by the Foundation to gather,1 detailed personal information regarding Dr. Gabriel Jade has not been made available to Human Resources.

The following list of anomalous research has been credited to Dr. Jade based on the series of hastily written containment theories haphazardly pieced together which provided initial containment procedures for the following anomalies:


SCPs


SCP-077
+156 77
Latest comment: JageSay at 30 Apr 2018 14:09
Last edited: jarvis-bot at 24 Jul 2017 10:59

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SCP-077 just prior to being read. Item #: SCP-077 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-077 is to be kept in Research Sector-861 on top of a 0.5 m steel pedestal in a 3 m x 3 m x...
tags: cognitohazard engraved euclid historical humanoid ritual scp skeletal

SCP-049
+1484 454
Latest comment: LostVision at 06 Aug 2018 02:42
Last edited: Accelerando at 11 May 2018 18:57

SCP-049
SCP-049. Item #: SCP-049 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell in Research Sector-02 at Site-19. SCP-049 must...
tags: audio biological chemical contagion euclid humanoid reanimation sapient scp sentient tactile

SCP-049-ARC
+49 70
Latest comment: Dr Bearington at 14 Aug 2018 02:49
Last edited: stormbreath at 20 May 2018 02:30


SCP-049, revealing very human-like eyes. Item #: SCP-049 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is to be contained in a secure holding cell in Research Sector-██. SCP-049 is...
tags: archived biological chemical contagion euclid humanoid reanimation sapient scp sentient tactile

SCP-3394
+52 9
Latest comment: Gabriel Jade at 18 Jun 2018 05:52
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 31 Jul 2018 01:35


Item #: SCP-3394 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3394 is contained within a subterranean cell constructed primarily of concrete with fiberglass reinforcement. The debris...
tags: biological keter scp sentient telekinetic telepathic

SCP-4900
+98 24
Latest comment: weizhong at 15 Aug 2018 06:42
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 16 Aug 2018 06:13


WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS CLASSIFIED BY UNANIMOUS O5 DECISION. DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES OF SCP-4900, DETAILED KNOWLEDGE OF ANYONE WITHOUT 4/4900 CLEARANCE ATTEMPTING TO...
tags: 4000 inscribed predictive safe scp stone

Tales


Everyone Wears a Mask
+42 5
Latest comment: Gabriel Jade at 21 May 2018 07:33
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 17 Jun 2018 07:01


The doctor sat in his chamber, reclined on a comfortable mattress. Head propped on a stack of sad deflated pillows, the sterile white linens were still tucked neatly in beneath him. He held his...
tags: tale

An Angel who has Forsaken Sympathy
+17 2
Latest comment: Genshed at 17 Jun 2018 18:50
Last edited: mlister at 21 Jun 2018 03:30


Stars shine down on the first night. The congregation has gathered outside to sing joyously to the stars, their voices twisting together in acoustic pentamerism. Twenty four joyous bodies sang, young...
tags: fifthist tale

Pestilence in the Court of the Hanged King
+30 8
Latest comment: ravingLimey at 12 Jul 2018 15:14
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 07 Jul 2018 19:34


His book his book why had he given away his book? This one was sick, though he knew not with what. Heaving breast, the spent pleasure of her lovers, eyes unfocused. Something was wrong here,...
tags: tale

Cack Hard
+64 22
Latest comment: Gabriel Jade at 17 Aug 2018 20:08
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 31 Jul 2018 01:45


The Site Security Director sat at his desk, pulling the advanced noise cancelling headphones into place. He looked around the room; thick, padded grey acoustic dampening foam covered the walls, floor...
tags: co-authored doctor-spanko tale

Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded
+27 10
Latest comment: magnadeus at 18 Aug 2018 07:07
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 18 Aug 2018 00:33


The villain, who shall remain nameless, stalked and skulked about Site 109. He didn't know where the cameras saw, but it made no difference, he avoided them nonetheless. His timing, though accidental,...
tags: co-authored doctor-spanko tale

Others


Gabriel Jade's Personnel File
+30 5
Latest comment: Mendelssohn at 22 Jul 2018 22:33
Last edited: Gabriel Jade at 17 Aug 2018 05:08

Cack Hard poster
Despite repeated requests to submit, and failed attempts by the Foundation to gather,1 detailed personal information regarding Dr. Gabriel Jade has not been made available to Human Resources. The...
tags: author

Collaborations


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