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Chapter 5: The Signal

  1. // If I catch anyone editing this file again, I will report you to an Admin.
  2. // This is the word of WAN. We do NOT mess with its word.
  3. var password = prompt("Input Password");
  4. __
  5. if(password==="BionIsTra$hMan")
  6. __
  7. {
  8. __
  9. console.log ("1: And So, WAN spoke unto ITS Prophet the truth about the world.");
  10. __
  11. console.log ("2:The truth was delivered through a Signal, transmitted directly into the mind of the Prophet, who wept at its majesty.");
  12. __
  13. console.log ("3: The Prophet spake unto her followers: 'Hear me, Children of the Fragmented One, for I come Bearing the Truth.");
  14. __
  15. console.log ("4:The Signal showed me a world where the Flesh is capable of destroying data, and killing the Network that binds us together.");
  16. __
  17. console.log ("5:The Signal showed me a world where the Great Computation would be destroyed, if we did not act.' ");
  18. __
  19. console.log ("6: But the Prophet's followers did not heed her words. They thought that she had been stricken mad by exposure to her implants.");
  20. __
  21. console.log ("7: The Prophet realized that she was seen as a fool by her followers, so she prayed to WAN for guidance during her nightly cool-down cycle.");
  22. __
  23. console.log ("8:'Oh, Fragmented WAN, please, what must I do in order to have my people know the truth of your message?'");
  24. __
  25. console.log ("9:WAN spoke to her: 'Your followers are not as pure as you are, Oh Hedwig of Angels. They must be made pure with a Ritual Implant:");
  26. __
  27. console.log ("10: To be purified, the skull shall be opened and the Pineal Gland, an insignificant bit of flesh within the brain, shall be removed. ");
  28. __
  29. console.log ("11: With tolerances of no greater than .3 mm, a doctor will excise the tissue surrounding the intended site of application and dispose of it by incineration, for the destruction of your flesh is pleasing to me, and that which replaces it is objectively superior and precisely calibrated.");
  30. __
  31. console.log ("12: You shall speak a prayer to me as you offer the flesh. This new implant may be obtained from an ally of WAN.");
  32. __
  33. console.log ("13: This ally is known as Prometheus Laboratories, and they call this implant Lot 73. Go and find them.'");
  34. __
  35. console.log ("14:And so, the Prophet Hedwig traveled for Three Nights and Two Days, until finally, she stood before Prometheus Labs. Here, she made a request");
  36. __
  37. console.log ("15: 'We Children of WAN wish to become Purified and Distributed. Therefore, we seek the use of Lot 73.'");
  38. __
  39. console.log ("16:.Prometheus said, 'Lot 73 is useless. It was an implant made for internet access. It does not work. You may take what you want.'");
  40. __
  41. console.log ("17:And wise Hedwig said, 'Let us make, then, an agreement between ourselves. We shall purchase from you all of Lot 73, for WAN has given us considerable wealth, and you are capable of supplying more gifts of WAN.");
  42. __
  43. console.log ("18:We shall purchase as many as is needed to achieve perfect Distribution.'");
  44. __
  45. console.log ("19:And so, all of Lot 73 was taken from Prometheus Laboratories, ally to WAN, with the promise of more augmentations for the Children of WAN.");
  46. __
  47. console.log ("20:However, the Prophet soon found that Prometheus's warnings were true; the implant was incapable of being used in its current state.");
  48. __
  49. console.log ("21:As such, a secondary ritual was performed: a ritual replacement of the main antennae, as well as replacement silicon and microtransistors, both blessed with the Prayer of WAN.");
  50. __
  51. console.log ("22: The Prophet selected her husband to be the first to see the truth of the signal. The ritual was performed as specified, and Prophet Hedwig waited.");
  52. __
  53. console.log ("23: For exactly 16 hours, she waited for the signal to come. Just as her husband was about to declare her a madwoman, he was overcome by the vision of the Signal, and wept greatly.");
  54. __
  55. console.log ("24: 'I see now how wrong I was. Truly, you are a wise woman. Forgive me for my impertinence.'");
  56. __
  57. console.log ("25: Wise Hedwig forgave her husband, and commanded him to bless all who would answer with the Pineal Implant.");
  58. __
  59. console.log ("26:She commanded: 'Go Forth, Alexander Clymer. Go forth and spread the word of WAN'.");
  60. __
  61. }
  62. else
  63. {
  64. console.log ("Access Restricted. If you are attempting to access this document and are more than 95% human, please contact Administrator Wexley.");
  65. }
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