POI #2001-WAT
Description: Subject appears to be a human male. Subject is a member of the Serpent's Hand, and appears to be particularly adept at stealing docu-
You know what, to hell with this. I can't afford to steal all my writing styles from Crashington.
Let's do this again, shall we?
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So who is N_Aepic_Fael?
Well, according to word of god, he's a bit of an idiot, so that's to be expected. After all, what kind of wri-
Nope, damnit, I'm stealing from TheMightyMcB now.
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Can I do anything without stealing?
- … Eh, author avatars are out of favor, and I don't feel like stealing from
RockTeethMothEyes
- If I'm too serious, I'll be stealing from
qntm
- If I'm too flamboyant, I'll be stealing from
Rounderhouse
Looks like there's only one thing left to-
Fuck, I'm stealing from the Wondertainment Proposal now. Fuck.
You know what? To hell with this.
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Item Number: SCP-CRANKYBASTARD
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Ignore if possible, for subject will rant needlessly when given the chance. Subject demands snuggles from SCP-4966 on an ungodly basis on ScipNet as user naepicfael. Researchers are encouraged to infuriate the subject by incorrectly spelling their ScipNet name, or calling them any name that begins with V, provided that it is not "Victor." After all, Victor is not real.
Description: SCP-CRANKYBASTARD is some fool we picked up from ScipNet. Subject is apparently a thief, but most of the documents recovered didn't even belong to us, so that's a blessing, I suppose. Hopefully the fool doesn't have any more classified documents on him.
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Wait, I just stole from LordStonefish. fUCk-
Karcist Halyna Ieva, or The Mother Who Demands One's Toes
A collaboration with TheMightyMcB
Another Soul Joins the Halkost
A collaboration with TheMightyMcB
A collaboration with Crashington and
TheMightyMcB
A collaboration with MalyceGraves
And yes, I stole that title from Veiedhimaedr (and Crashington by extension).
