The following article is an excerpted transcript, which has been annotated and pulled from article #232397 — Home Video17.mov.
Personnel who require either the entire Home Video17 entry or a full transcript of Home Video17 should consult section HVAA#0000017 of the eVisual-Library archives.
Subject-2323 is referred to as "dad" in article#232398 and refers to child subject in the video with the name "Daniel".
00'34'' - Subject-2323 carries a camera and approaches a male child estimated to be between the age of 6 and 9. At a distance of roughly one meter, subject-2323 speaks to the child.
Subject-2323: Danny, try this.
Daniel: What is it?
Subject-2323: Just try it, I picked it from the garden.
Daniel: Okay daddy.
01'46'' - Male child consumes unknown substance and promptly displays discomfort.
Daniel: My hands are itchy. I'm allergic.
Subject-2323: Relax, it's just your nerves.
Daniel: What was it? I'm so itchy.
Subject-2323: It's okay.
Daniel: I need to get it out. I need, it hurts, it's hurting me.
Subject-2323: Don't worry.
02'21'' - Male child begins to chew on his own right palm between thumb and index finger. Child breaks skin with his teeth. The composition of his tissue is revealed to have a saturated green colour. No blood is visible from the puncture wound. Child begins weeping.
Daniel: What's happening daddy? Make it stop please.
04'43'' - Child appears panicked and begins to fidget.
04'52'' - Child uses his left hand to pick at and pull green tissue out of his right hand.
Daniel: What is this daddy?
Subject-2323: That's a slice of cucumber.
05'22'' - Child cries out and continues to weep.
Daniel: Please make it stop daddy. What are these?
05'46'' - Child removes shirt and begins peeling discolored skin off of body.
Subject-2323: That's a cabbage leaf.
Daniel: It's in my body.
Subject-2323: You're salad now.
07'13'' - Child continues weeping and promptly expires. Child's entire figure blends to the colour and texture of lettuce, cucumbers and broccoli over a period of nine minutes.
Subject-2323: Daniel? Hello?
Subject-2323: You know, some people would kill to be salad.
Subject-2323: Freaking entitled generation.
22'38'' - Subject-2323 points camera at disfigured male child and begins to shuffle through the child's flesh. Child's connective tissue is no longer present.
Subject-2323: Do you have my strawberries in there?
23'01'' - Subject-2323 continues to shift around child's flesh for approximately thirty four seconds then sighs and promptly drops the camera.
Subject-2323: Another disappointment.