Jim North's Authortorium
rating: +28+x

Item #: SCP-Jim

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-Jim is primarily self-containing, it is to simply be provided with a standard humanoid containment cell, a computer with an internet connection, and a weekly stipend of $50 USD to buy video games in order to promote continued cooperation.

Description: Hello there! My name is Roland Lowery, also known throughout the interwebs as Jim NorthJim North. My likes are video games, reading, writing, and collecting old computer parts. My dislikes are talking about myself, so we're gonna keep this kinda short.

I've been writing (non-professionally) off and on for the past twenty years or so, and I thought I'd take a stab at this whole SCP Foundation thing. See Addendum Jim-001 for a full list of my contributions to the site.

Addendum Jim-001: Here is a full list of my contributions to the site.

Jim North's SCP-001 Proposal - A Simple Toymaker

Class: Safe(?)
Rating: +62
Comments: 69
Posted: 05 Jun 2018 00:55

Adjectives used range from "dashing" to "amazing" to "really quite handsome for his age".

SCP-3053 - Off the Rails

Class: Euclid
Rating: +67
Comments: 20
Posted: 02 May 2018 00:33

"Yeah, well, maybe whatever is in here just doesn't like the taste of drones."

SCP-3408 - Welcome to Site-3408
Spanish translation by berstagerberstager

Class: Containment
Rating: +158
Comments: 50
Posted: 11 Apr 2018 17:28

Once you've arrived at Site-3408, the outside world will never be able to find you.

SCP-3369 - A Living Joke
Co-authored with Aleph-NullAleph-Null

Class: Euclid
Rating: +32
Comments: 6
Posted: 05 Apr 2018 15:33

"So how do I get rid of you?"
"Aw, now that's just hurtful."

SCP-3147 - Tongue Twisted

Class: Safe
Rating: +37
Comments: 8
Posted: 21 Feb 2018 22:12

"Is that a kid? How did you get a little kid?"

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