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Another day, another skip. You think you're clever, don't you? Well, you're not. That's right, I'm talking to you, Mr. Skippy, you blasted piece of shit. Oh, they think you're a toy gun that transports people into the past and kills them? Well fuck me, you're not, sly bugger. Oh, no.
March 25th, 2015
The SCP Foundation now has its own actual real entry on Wikipedia, thanks to the terrific and highly appreciated efforts of Spirit of Eagle, and the assistance of Roget and Vincent_Redgrave! This is a momentous occasion in the history of our site and a big boost for the prestige of our community. Much thanks to everyone involved!
March 21th, 2015
The setting: A podcast, late at night. The characters: Djkaktus, young reporter searching for the latest scoop, and TroyL: wiki administrator, prolific writer, and, if the stories can be believed, ancient Wikidot deity inhabiting a human form. You: reaching for the “play” button. It's Kaktuskast Episode 17.
March 20th, 2015
Want a chance at March greatness? Enter the SCP Foundation March Madness Deathmatch Bracket Challenge! See here for details.
March 11th, 2015
The Reimagining Contest has ended! Congratulations to our winner, Light, for her entry The Lucky Dinosaur! Second place went to Ihpkmn for Excerpts From The Medical Tragedy of Dr. Bartholomew Artz, Author Unknown and Silberescher took home the bronze with The Beginning Of The End. Check out the full scores, and the other winners, HERE!
Russian Counterpart! Translation available here.
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