Picture someone straight, white, male, middle class, reasonably young, British, mediocre and nerdy. This person is about as close to being me as anyone is ever going to get. I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, shitty puns, meta-humour, repeating myself, and meta-humour. The internet takes up a larger portion of my life than it perhaps should.
To put it bluntly, I write in terms of colours, feelings, and themes. That's how my works start; the metaphorical seed from which they grow. A sense of an experience, a set of related ideas, and some key words or phrases are usually enough to set me on the path to an article or tale — it's sometimes the idea that comes first, but usually not. SCP-3663, for example, was stained, dirty cardboard, lying in a puddle in a dark tunnel, while SCP-2856 was brownish-red, bloodstained, with slightly rusted metal and dirt-encrusted tools. SCP-3617 was idea first, and I really struggled drafting it: a clear indication that, for me at least, the process works. It's not everyone's cup of tea, but it's how I write best.
As for how I get my ideas, I've always had a slightly warped imagination, and I enjoy writing about things that scare me. This has ended up meaning that the majority of things I've written have a core theme: Repetition, inevitability, failing despite your best efforts and being powerless to break out of a pattern of behaviour. Grim? Possibly. Good fuel for writing? You bet your ass it is. SCP-2668 is probably the best example of this, what with its story of twisting a vaguely enjoyable experience into an eternal prison, but 3663, 3617, and "The World Forgetting..." all follow it as well. To be quite honest, the only things I've written that don't fall into this category are SCP-3317 (as it was the first article I successfully wrote for the site, and didn't have the central aim of being horror) and SCP-2856 (which was part of a nightmare I once had, and so was terrifying for a whole host of other reasons).
Anyway, those are the two main aspects of my writing process. I may go into more depth at some point, but this is all you're getting for now. :P
At the heart, the core concept for an SCP has to be cool. If you can write something that's just a really cool, interesting thing, then you're halfway towards a completed article. It's clear that this is what I do, I think: I've got a toaster-headed murderer, a coliseum filled with animatronic romans, a teleporting monster made from cardboard and an MTF that can travel through time. These ideas were conceived of and shelved in various ways, shapes, and forms, and then slotted in to any narrative that would take them.
So don't just have a large metal cube or [REDACTED]-brand hairbrush, have a giant mechanical dinosaur or a living network of glass tubing. Have a shadow creature that can walk through dreams, or a person made of amber that can manipulate static charges. Be creative, and make your ideas awesome. That's all there is to say on the matter.
The other tabs were getting too long to reasonably fit on the page, so this is a sort of cover for the section. There's no useful stuff here, so feel free to disregard it and move on to the pages containing actual information.
SCP-2668 (We who are about to die salute you):
[+70] [Comments: 11]
SCP-2668 is an extradimensional region resembling the Roman Colosseum (undamaged, appearing as it would have at the time of its construction) and a small quantity of surrounding landscape.
Somebody in chat, whose name I can't recall, was writing about a time-loop battle with a bear or something, and asked for ways they could prevent the protagonist from just running away. I semi-jokingly suggested allowing them to live a long and happy life away from the bear, then have them re-spawn when they died of natural causes. Quite rightly, they thought this was both a) too convoluted and b) not something they'd wish on their worst enemy, so it was left up to me, months later, to finally incorporate that idea with a basic concept I'd had a while earlier.
Funnily enough, M. Forth started off as an author avatar for myself, and it says a lot about my bibliocidal tendencies that they immediately got trapped for eternity fighting a monster made of forever-shitting ladybugs. I'll try again with the whole 'aa' concept at a later date.
SCP-2856 (Machines, machinations, and a warehouse in Leipzig):
[+108] [Comments: 19]
SCP-2856 is a large warehouse located on the outskirts of Leipzig, Germany, formerly owned by █████ Logistics…
My third SCP and my most successful to date1. The toasterMan scene was ripped almost entirely from a nightmare I had (it's a strange day when your subconscious is a better writer than you), and the narrative just seemed to congeal around it. I knocked out a first draft in a matter of hours, as I do with a lot of spur-of-the-moment concepts, but didn't return to it for months — I'm extremely glad that I did. While it went through modifications to fit various different formats (including a tale about 'I Am A Toaster' that I was sorry to abandon), it returned to something resembling the original SCP article and did surprisingly well for itself.
There's not much more to say about this one. It's dark, it's got body-horror, and I've hidden a very, very subtle Easter-egg relating to a fairly popular Series IV scip by a notoriously political user whose works I very much enjoy. 500 MalicePoints™ to anyone who can find it.
SCP-3176 (Estimated Time of Arrival):
[+97] [Comments: 13]
The designation SCP-3176 refers to a series of temporal anomalies, revolving around an as-yet unformed Mobile Task Force. The Task Force in question (MTF-Eta-Then, "Cause and Effective") will apparently be created with the aim of retroactively preventing containment breaches…
Coming as and/or when I get round to it…
SCP-3317 (Libre La Livres):
[+45] [Comments: 34]
SCP-3317 is a composite narrative, manifesting entirely through text presented via the written word…
This was my first SCP, and went through a butt-ton of editing and revising before metamorphosing into the beautiful pseudo-Communist bibliovore you see before you today. Initially, it was a fairly basic format screw, with the Supreme Government of the Amalgamated Union of the Textual Plane taking over the 3317 slot. While reasonably interesting, it (ironically) lacked any kind of narrative, and the format-screw angle was eventually ditched in favour of the current layout. Regarding the political angle, and there's been some discussion over this: it's a parody of people misunderstanding Communist ideals. The way the entity chops and changes fragments of concepts, mutilating them to fit its own goals is allegorical of the way certain people wilfully misunderstand Marxist ideologies. This did not, unfortunately, come across as well as I'd hoped. I still love it to pieces, despite its many foibles.
SCP-3564 (The Immortal Bard, Act Ⅱ: Return of Shakespeare):
[+37] [Comments: 11]
SCP-3564 is a humanoid creature (sans head), approximately 3 metres in height. The entity exhibits unusually high levels of muscle mass, tumorous growths in multiple limbs and organs, and appears to have been grown via anomalous means from the remains of William Shakespeare…
This is a kind of tribute to CadaverCommander, who I regard as one of the best new-ish writers on the site. He's certainly better than me, anyway. He has a strong talent for writing brilliant characters, and I wanted to emulate that with a concept I'd fallen in love with: the giant zombie mutant clone of William Shakespeare. I don't really care that it hasn't done particularly well, it's certainly not my best work, and character-oriented scips are nowhere near my strong point; I'm just happy it succeeded, so I can use it as a basis for future works in a similar vein.
SCP-3617 (The Parasites of Normal):
[+53] [Comments: 13]
SCP-3617 are small, semi-insectoid creatures composed from various types of human body tissue…
My least favourite article I've written for the site, and one of my favourite concepts. I don't think I did it anywhere near justice, and I hope one day to be able to go back and give it the re-write it deserves. The plot is contrived, the body-horror on-the-nose, and the inclusion of conceptual stuff confuses more than it explains. There are elements in it I think are great, but the way I tied them together is frankly awful. It shouldn't be anywhere near as well-liked as it is. But hey, I suppose that's life.
On that note, if you feel like you know a better way of doing the concept, hit me up over PM or on chat — I'd be more than willing to collaborate on an improved version.
SCP-3663 (The Adventure of the Cardboard Box):
[+79] [Comments: 16]
SCP-3663 is a humanoid entity constructed primarily from cardboard (in the form of boxes and tubes), adhesive tape, and twine…
Ah yes, my second SCP article, and my first real attempt to convey a structured narrative. I had a much clearer picture of what I wanted to do this time round (see the "M" section of this page), and got to posting a lot more quickly than with 3317. Certain details have been changed along the way, and the narrative's been re-ordered and clarified more times than I care to count, but the central theme and ideas have remained the same throughout. Consider this one an experiment into the lands of humanoid Keters, and one that's been moderately successful. I'll probably get around to re-writing the dialogue at some point.
SCP-3766 (Reverse Cargo Cult):
[+31] [Comments: 2]
SCP-3766 are semi-metaphysical creatures, capable of feeding on the conceptual base of anything deemed "man-made"…
This was a strange one for me. It was written for Day 2 of the 2018 Jam Contest, and the theme was "tropical". Accordingly, I started thinking of tropical imagery — rainstorms, dried grasses, bonfires and so-on. I remembered reading about cargo cults, and subconsciously inverted it to get creatures that actually cause vehicles to crash through some kind of retrocausal voodoo. The metaphysical bit was then added to give the creatures a reason to do it, and the addendum was the most logical extension of the concept for me.
I have no doubt I could do it better if given more time, but considering the time limit I was working with I'm extremely happy with what I managed to churn out.
SCP-3856 (Researcher Lloyd, Destroyer of Worlds):
[+117] [Comments: 30]
SCP-3856 is a probabilistic anomaly affecting all iterations of Foundation Researcher Samuel Lloyd across all known variants of the Foundation, in all known life-supporting universes…
Coming eventually…
Ex Nihilo Nihil:
[+32] [Comments: 3]
They open the door, and my body freezes. The light is so bright it burns, and although I have no eyes to see it I know it is there. They move slowly around me, and I cannot run. I can never run, even when they no longer see me. I am a slave to myself, and to my shapeless limbs.
Believe it or not, this was my first successful contribution to the site. It was (as far as I can recall) a coldpost, and was written in an evening for the 173-fest. It's a little too purple, a little too pretentious, and could have been structured better, but it holds a special place in my heart — it's lack of failure gave me the confidence to start writing more, both on the site and off.
The World Forgetting, By The World Forgot:
[+40] [Comments: 8]
It wouldn't be a proper blackout/memory-loss drama without a poorly worded message from his previous self.
Remember when 055 didn't have multiple contrasting headcanons? Me neither. This was my first narrative, and my first original character. I'd been bouncing the idea around for weeks, but finally plucked up the courage to write it after seeing the (moderate) success of "Ex Nihilo Nihil".
As for why I chose fifty-five as the subject, I suppose I've just always loved it. It's insanely popular, so was obviously one of the first I read, and I just found it to be one of the most creative, cleverly-written entries I've ever seen. I was desperate to explore exactly why it was Keter class, and wanted to write something pleasantly cynical and futile — throughout the drafting process Lloyd essentially turned into my self-insert.
I'm planning on revisiting it eventually, once I've sorted out the rest of the story, so, uh… watch this space, I suppose? I was probably going to say something else about the tale, or 055 in general, but I can't for the life of me think what it was.
Conservation of Bullshit:
[+50] [Comments: 4]
Over my time at the Foundation, I came to hate time-travel with a burning, firey passion.
I don't often do author commentary for tales, but this one had an interesting enough development process that I reckoned it was worth the effort. It was written for Day 1 of the 2018 Writing Jam, and I love it more with each passing day. The original idea was one I had a couple weeks earlier, while daydreaming about how the Foundation would talk to a kid. The time-travel aspect flowed in quite naturally (which should tell you a lot about how my mind works), but it was missing a catalyst — something to act as a conduit for tension and a way of achieving a narrative climax.
Cue the Writing Jam, and the prompt: "Murder Mystery". It became clear then what I had to do. I had to take that time travel aspect, ramp it up to eleven, and then use the ramping up itself as the central theme. I thoroughly enjoyed writing it, and it is (to my knowledge) the first example of a murder mystery in which the killer, victim, bystander and investigator are all the same person.
The title is a reference to a pet theory of mine relating to any fiction involving time travel: that the level of bullshittery required to make the story work is always the same. Whether you have one major logical flaw, or spread it out subtly over extended lore and worldbuilding, it's always there.
Magnum Opus; or, A Diatribe In Defence Of Cliche:
[+46] [Comments: 7]
It was a dark and stormy night, and two men sat in a cave.
When I was a young child, my Grandad used to tell me this story (or at least, the story this is based on). I found it simultaneously haunting and encapsulating (he was a very dramatic man), and it's been lurking in the depths of my mind since I first heard it. Curiously, and perhaps ironically, it's one of the few things nowadays that exists pretty much only in the oral tradition — there's very little written recognition of it, but it has still been passed down through generations and spread across the world. If you look around, there are still a lot of people who know about it, and were told it by their own parents and grandparents.
When I saw the topic for Day 3 of the Writing Jam was "It was a dark and stormy night…", it seemed obvious to me what I had to do: write about the story my Grandad used to tell. So I decided to go a little meta, included Fred (who I've always had a soft spot for), and let my mind delve deeper into the madness. As I said in my author post, I'm incredibly proud of it.
More to come!
SCP-1763-EX (How To Write An SCP):
[+82] [Comments: 18]
SCP-1763 is a semi-metaphysical entity capable of excising itself at will from various aspects of reality, both real and imagined. SCP-1763 is currently both invisible and silent, possesses no heat-signature, can render itself selectively intangible, and is capable of exerting a strong memetic effect on nearby humans…
Coming at some point…
This table format was stolen directly from Tufto, who stole it from Mortos. The circle of life, ladies and gentlemen.
SCIPS:
Item # | Rating | Comments | Created |
---|---|---|---|
SCP-3317 | 45 | 34 | 20 Jun 2017 20:53 |
SCP-3663 | 79 | 16 | 18 Aug 2017 19:43 |
SCP-2856 | 108 | 19 | 22 Oct 2017 21:49 |
SCP-2668 | 70 | 11 | 19 Nov 2017 13:15 |
SCP-3617 | 53 | 13 | 24 Dec 2017 00:19 |
SCP-3176 | 97 | 13 | 04 Feb 2018 23:18 |
SCP-3766 | 31 | 2 | 18 Feb 2018 21:43 |
SCP-1763-EX | 82 | 18 | 02 Mar 2018 18:25 |
SCP-3856 | 117 | 30 | 04 Mar 2018 18:49 |
SCP-3564 | 37 | 11 | 19 Mar 2018 20:21 |
SCP-3676 | 41 | 10 | 02 Apr 2018 23:47 |
TALES:
Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
---|---|---|---|
Ex Nihilo Nihil | 32 | 3 | 17 Jun 2017 20:28 |
The World Forgetting, By the World Forgot | 40 | 8 | 26 Jun 2017 21:27 |
Time After Time | 49 | 6 | 03 Oct 2017 17:06 |
Introjection Infection Detection | 10 | 6 | 12 Nov 2017 17:02 |
Tales of Anomalous Items | 45 | 19 | 14 Nov 2017 21:21 |
Public Static Void | 37 | 12 | 13 Jan 2018 19:36 |
Ave Imperator | 26 | 5 | 13 Feb 2018 23:12 |
Conservation of Bullshit | 50 | 4 | 17 Feb 2018 16:42 |
Magnum Opus; or, A Diatribe In Defence Of Cliche | 46 | 7 | 19 Feb 2018 17:51 |
OTHER STUFF:
Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
---|---|---|---|
Malicious Content | 38 | 14 | 17 Jun 2017 16:27 |
A Semi-comprehensive List of Mobile Task Forces | 47 | 62 | 07 Aug 2017 22:27 |
OBJECT CLASSES:
- Safe: [3]
- Basic Safe: [2]
- Euclid Safe: [1]
- Keter Safe: [0]
- Euclid: [2]
- Basic Euclid: [2]
- Safe Euclid: [0]
- Keter Euclid: [0]
- Keter: [3]
- Basic Keter: [2]
- Safe Keter: [0]
- Euclid Keter: [1]
- Thaumiel: [0]
- Apollyon: [0]
- Other: [2]
- Euclid Neutralised: [1]
- Keter None: [1]
TRANSLATIONS:
- SCP-2856 (Chinese)
- SCP-3176 (Chinese, Spanish)
- SCP-3317 (Chinese)
- SCP-3663 (Japanese)
- SCP-3856 (Chinese)
- SCP-1763-EX (Chinese, Japanese)
- Ex Nihilo Nihil (Thai)
TAG GOLFING:
- SCP-2668 ("automaton" & "performance")
- SCP-2856 ("hostile" & "appliance")
- SCP-3176 ("thad-xyank" & "meta")
- SCP-3317 ("self-replicating" & "narrative")
- SCP-3617 ("antimemetic" & "invertebrate")
- SCP-3663 ("container" & "loop")
- SCP-3766 ("predatory" & "probability")
I can often be found on #site19 under the nickname "MaliceAforethought", "MaliceAF", or some variant thereof. I'm usually willing to crit anything reasonably short, or anything long if it's reasonably good — while I'm often unable to develop ideas, I'll happily correct tone, grammar, spelling, and other such things. I plug my own pages relentlessly, and will check out everyone else's if I have enough time and energy (be warned, this is a fairly rare occurrence).
If you spot me online, feel free to say hi: I generally consider myself a nice person and I'm always happy to chat/talk/shitpost. Just don't be a dick, and I'm sure we'll get along like a house on fire.
One final note: do not start a pun war you cannot finish. My current record is 23 minutes of god-awful hilarity.
At this point, you're probably thinking something along the lines of "is there anything this guy can't do?" Well guess what, I've done an art page as well! I update it semi-regularly whenever I can be bothered, take requests, and the art is mediocre but improving.
You can find/investigate/hunt down/plagiarise/downvote my 'art' under the semi-hilarious title of Malicious Content.
I needed something to fill out my page a bit, so I guess it would be good to show off some other people's stuff.2 "But Malice!", I hear you cry, "This is your author page, why would you show off the works of people who are clearly superior? Does that not make you look worse?" To which I reply, shut up.
Four amazing drawings of SCP-3317, by



"The world forgetting, by the world forgot" by

A beautiful SCP-3663 by

A couple of chilling 2856s by


This is where I'll be putting all the 'canon' stuff from my various articles and tales. As long as its consistent with the stuff here, you can use it in anything you want.
I really like Mobile Task Forces, and use them a lot. Here are the ones I was responsible for!
Name/designation | Description | Articles it's used in |
---|---|---|
MTF-Chi-9 ("Page Turners") | A fairly small (around a dozen agents) task force, specialising in tracking down anomalous literature that is extant in the real world. Responsible for the initial containment of SCP-3317 and its subsequent breaches, as well as various anomalous texts, editions of books, or anything that requires a good background knowledge of literature, and an ability to skim texts for errors or anomalies. Always has at least one D-Class on-hand as a cognitohazard verifier. | SCP-3317 |
MTF-Nu-4 ("Box Cutters") | An entirely weaponless task force, whose sole responsibility is to track down SCP-3663 and wrangle it into a 'mobile pipe network' — essentially a large truck with a small maze on the back. Armed with fire-retardant foam and de-humidifiers, and a sense of indignation that they don't carry guns. Very skilled at amnestic distribution. | SCP-3663 |
MTF-Xi-Kai ("Curators") | Plain-clothes, at least for the most part. Infiltrate museums and landmarks involved in suspected anomalous activity, and aim to stop it without damaging anything. Less 'all guns blazing', more stealth and precision. Imagine a cross between University lecturers and skilled assassins — that's Xi-Kai. Very knowledgeable about history in general, with topics distributed fairly evenly across the group. Originally created in response to SCP-2668, but now moving on to other things. | SCP-2668 |
MTF-Phi-Eolh ("Bag & Taggers") | Specially trained agents, armed with amnestics and tasked with covertly retrieving civilians from the general populace. | SCP-3617 |
MTF-Eta-Then ("Cause and Effective"), ("Time Consumers"), and ("Bootstrappers") | Todo | SCP-3176 |
Name | Description | Works they're mentioned in |
---|---|---|
Samuel Lloyd | Foundation researcher acting as an antimemetic specialist for those portions of the Foundation unaware of the Antimemetic and Counterceptual Divisions. Killed along with the rest of humanity when 055 breaches containment, but lasting a little longer due to his stockpile of mnestics. Incredibly cynical, reasonably intelligent, and unforgivably British. | The World Forgetting, By the World Forgot, cameo in SCP-2668 |
Senior Researcher Micheal S. Forth | An ectoentropologist3 formerly stationed at Site-898 to study SCP-2794. Currently trapped in an endless cycle of life and death within SCP-2668, though he escaped for a period between 2003 and 2042. Considered a legend among Foundation staff, and has a Foundation Star on hold for when/if he dies for the final time. Labelled as Permanently MIA on all official records. | SCP-2668 |
Researcher Doyle | Generic Researcher stationed at Site-54. Generally dry and slightly dull, Doyle specialises in abnormal intelligences. Conducts interviews on occasion. | SCP-3617, SCP-3663 |
Dr. Alice Forth | Head of the Department of Recurrence (specialising in temporal anomalies), project lead for MTF-Eta-Then ("Cause and Effective"), and one half of the duo who devised Forth-Xyank Concatenators — devices built specifically to merge split, parallel, or otherwise similar timelines. Died at some point between 2029 and 2056, but still shows up every now and then. Daughter of Micheal Forth. | SCP-3176 |
Agent Miguel | Leader of MTF-Rho-5, and later member of MTF-η-⊃. Born 17/03/2026, some years after Rho-5's creation. | SCP-3176, Conservation of Bullshit |
Todo | Todo | Todo |
Name | Description | Articles it's used in |
---|---|---|
Site-54 | A site with little to no permanent containment. Specialises in helping contain and/or suppress anomalies that, for one reason or another, can't be stored at a permanent location. Generally low-risk, with a large library, vehicle hangars, and non-anomalous (but primarily biological) research facilities. Located on the outskirts of Leipzig, Germany, and may or may not be isolated from the rest of the Foundation following certain incidents. One of the Foundation's largest civilian infirmaries, and has a wing dedicated to metaphysics. | SCP-2668,SCP-2856, SCP-3617, SCP-3663 |
Historical Site-080 ("Pompeii Information Centre") | A small site, with only around 5 personnel present at any one time. Focuses on monitoring SCP-2668-3, and doesn't contain any other anomalies. Used as an informal 'holiday location' for stressed personnel — they can rest and relax, doing nothing more stressful than filling out paperwork and working on their tan. | SCP-2668 |
Site-080-B | A prominent Italian site for extradimensional research. 3km from the site of the Pompeii ruins (and HS-080), containing low-risk anomalous entities and objects. Central research area for information related to SCP-2668. | SCP-2668 |
Todo | Todo | Todo |
oh no you found the secrit testing place
- SCP-3193, at -2, with 5 comments.
- SCP-3402, at 1, with 1 comments.
- SCP-3976, at 4, with 12 comments.
- SCP-1830-J, at 4, with 10 comments.
- SCP-3788, at 5, with 6 comments.
- SCP-3937, at 6, with 4 comments.
- SCP-3642, at 6, with 2 comments.
- SCP-3227, at 6, with 1 comments.
- SCP-3987, at 6, with 5 comments.
- SCP-3251, at 7, with 5 comments.
- SCP-3630, at 8, with 3 comments.
- SCP-3645, at 8, with 4 comments.
- SCP-3164, at 11, with 7 comments.
- Internal Investigation (I-49274), at 12, with 2 comments.
- SCP-3136-J, at 12, with 4 comments.
- SCP-3248, at 13, with 6 comments.
- SCP-3857, at 13, with 7 comments.
- SCP-3644, at 17, with 5 comments.
- SCP-3978, at 18, with 10 comments.
- SCP-3177, at 19, with 6 comments.
- SCP-3906, at 19, with 12 comments.
- SCP-3795, at 21, with 10 comments.
- SCP-3587, at 21, with 5 comments.
- SCP-3695, at 21, with 2 comments.
- SCP-3643, at 22, with 4 comments.
- SCP-3771, at 22, with 7 comments.
- SCP-3510, at 23, with 7 comments.
- SCP-3585, at 24, with 8 comments.
- SCP-3891, at 24, with 8 comments.
- SCP-3405, at 25, with 9 comments.
- SCP-3952, at 25, with 9 comments.
- SCP-3190, at 28, with 5 comments.
- SCP-3654, at 28, with 2 comments.
- Herman Fuller Presents: Nixie the Nereid, at 30, with 4 comments.
- SCP-3766, at 31, with 2 comments.
- SCP-3422, at 33, with 6 comments.
- SCP-3905, at 33, with 16 comments.
- UIU File: 1941-016, at 34, with 6 comments.
- SCP-3506, at 34, with 5 comments.
- SCP-3158, at 36, with 13 comments.
- SCP-3920, at 38, with 3 comments.
- SCP-3188, at 42, with 6 comments.
- SCP-3224, at 43, with 9 comments.
- SCP-3167, at 44, with 14 comments.
- SCP-3932, at 49, with 19 comments.
- SCP-3271, at 49, with 5 comments.
- SCP-3772, at 52, with 10 comments.
- SCP-3306, at 59, with 15 comments.
- SCP-3759, at 60, with 17 comments.
- SCP-3940, at 66, with 7 comments.
- SCP-3154, at 87, with 18 comments.
- SCP-3977, at 88, with 22 comments.
- SCP-3880, at 150, with 20 comments.
- Blame It on the Bloom Boys, at 0, with 5 comments.
- Bag Man Begins, at 0, with 2 comments.
- Burial Rites, at 0, with 1 comments.
- Crier, at 2, with 1 comments.
- Who Killed Head Researcher Jamison?, at 3, with 19 comments.
- Roller, at 3, with 3 comments.
- Another Rainy Day, at 4, with 0 comments.
- Stormmaster, at 4, with 2 comments.
- Found in the Journal of a Lost Naturalist, at 6, with 0 comments.
- Fish Are Friends, Not Clowns, at 6, with 4 comments.
- In Fear, at 6, with 2 comments.
- Noche Oscura, at 6, with 1 comments.
- Yellow Plumbers, at 7, with 3 comments.
- Clean Up Act, at 8, with 1 comments.
- Training Day, at 8, with 5 comments.
- Cleaner, at 10, with 2 comments.
- Sands Of Time, at 10, with 2 comments.
- Hop On Hop Off, at 10, with 1 comments.
- I Am Not There, I Did Not Die, at 11, with 4 comments.
- That Ocean Scent, at 14, with 2 comments.
- Now I'm Here, at 14, with 1 comments.
- Dr. Keith Partridge and the Strawberry Banana Smoothie of DOOM!, at 15, with 4 comments.
- Rainier Night, at 15, with 3 comments.
- Containment's A Beach, at 16, with 7 comments.
- The Shape of Water is Humanoid, at 16, with 5 comments.
- Stone Cold Crazy, at 16, with 2 comments.
- Saudade, vol. 1, at 17, with 5 comments.
- 1,001 Dark and Stormy Nights, at 17, with 4 comments.
- Hotline: Eventide, at 19, with 4 comments.
- Don't Forget The Dead, at 20, with 3 comments.
- In The Eye Of The Beholders, at 21, with 3 comments.
- A Foul Storm in a Fair Land, at 23, with 5 comments.
- Utter Depravity, at 24, with 5 comments.
- Vacation Opportunity, at 24, with 4 comments.
- Flick of the Wrist, at 25, with 4 comments.
- Ramah, at 26, with 5 comments.
- The Lizard is Dead, at 29, with 13 comments.
- The Night Beach, at 30, with 4 comments.
- The Suicide Of Dr. F████████, at 42, with 15 comments.
- Minutes of the 383rd General Meeting of the Coharmonius Pelagic Society, Concerning an Unexpected Pugilistic Threat, at 42, with 7 comments.
- Magnum Opus; or, A Diatribe In Defence Of Cliche, at 46, with 7 comments.
- Conservation of Bullshit, at 50, with 4 comments.
- SCP-049-D, at 71, with 14 comments.
shh its a secrit tell nobody