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Canon Mass Orientation Tool

In Character: New administrative staff with sufficient security clearance may use this tool to more efficiently familiarize themselves with the information in the SCP database. For security and data-integrity purposes, this form of access is read-only.

Out of character: It's a tool that makes it easier to go on an archive binge. You can use the Canon Mass Orientation Tool a lot or you can just be a CMOT Dabbler, it's totally up to you.

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SCP-3124 rating: -8
rating: +30+x

Item #: SCP-3124

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3124 poses no immediate risk to the foundation or the entities we protect. SCP-3124 is to be locked in a 3cmX10cmX2cm fireproof box under constant surveillance. While being handled in non-testing conditions, user must wear a long sleeve lab coat with standard latex gloves pulled up to the wrists to guarantee no skin contact is made with SCP-3124

Approval of at least one Level 4 personnel is REQUIRED for the removal of SCP-3124 from its containment area for testing purposes. When being transported to the designated testing area, Dr. B█████████ must be escorted by 2 armed gaurds. Use of SCP-3124 for personal foundation activities (i.e. file scanning and memorization) MUST also be approved by at least one Level 4 personnel. If a foundation employee is caught attempting to use SCP-3124 without Level 4 personnel approval, the offender will be terminated immediately.

Description: SCP-3124 appears to a standard 64GB USB flash drive. SCP-3124's exterior is all black plastic contrasted with the copper-zinc alloy USB connector. Aside from one .5cm scratch on the upper face, SCP-3124 has no distinct markings, logos, or text. SCP-3124 can and has been used like a normal flash drive. However, if direct contact with SCP-3124 is made by a human, a USB port emerges from the base of the subjects skull above the C1 vertebra. The time from initial contact with SCP-3124 and completion of the USB port is precisely 10 seconds. All test subjects to date have described the formation of the USB port as "uncomfortable, but in no way painful". If SCP-3124 is then plugged into the port, all files stored on SCP-3124 will automatically be transferred to the brain of the subject. The subject can then permanently access these files will total and perfect recall. The USB ports studied have yet be seen disappear or retreat. It is unknown how SCP-3124 obtained this ability.

SCP-3124 was secured at a foundation base in ██████████, ██████ in 20██ after one foundation employee attempted to give a fellow co-worker the file [DATA EXPUNGED].mp4. The second employee, David ███████ then experienced the materialization of the USB port and plugged SCP-3124 into his head due to shear curiosity.

Interviewed: David ███████

Interviewer: Dr. B█████████

Foreword: Dr. B█████████ asking David ███████ about [DATA EXPUNGED].mp4 and SCP-3124

Dr. B█████████ "So, David, what can you tell me about [DATA EXPUNGED].mp4"

David ███████ "Well I have never seen the movie, yet I can deliver a flawless performance word for word all 1 hour and 36 minutes"

Dr. B█████████ "Fascinating, and tell me, what did it feel like for the USB port to uncover itself from your skin?"
David ███████ "Like a bug crawling around, or, or, ticklish. It felt un-natural yet perfectly reasonable

Addendum: It was previously thought that SCP-3124 would transfer all stored data to the subject. After a series of 12 tests Dr. B█████████ denoted that any amount of data over 40GB would force the subject's brain to almost entirely shut down, placing the subject into a vegetative brain dead state. All 12 subjects were terminated after failure.

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