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Canon Mass Orientation Tool

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SCP-4934 rating: -5
rating: +38+x

Item #: SCP-4934

Object Class: Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: The cover story of a gas leak within the ████ church has been implemented to explain the explosion resulting from SCP-4934.

Following the loss of its anomalous properties, the remains of SCP-4934 have been stored in a standard body containment vault.

Description: SCP-4934 was the cadaver of Oliver Parks of ████, Pennsylvania, USA, which experienced an exothermic reaction during their funeral service. The resulting explosion caused the deaths of all attendees and the decimation of the ████ church. Postmortem reports show Mr. Parks to have died from a heart attack resulting from high blood pressure.

Following an investigation, it was discovered that Oliver Parks had suffered from severe stress and anger management difficulties. These issues resulted from his job as a bus driver as well as personal problems related to his family. Employees working for the same bus firm as Mr. Parks have described him as never having appeared outwardly angry or aggressive, but always tired and overworked.

Following retirement for stress-related reasons, Mr. Parks had attempted on multiple occasions to seek professional help for his condition but never received support from his wife or parents. Early psychological reports reveal that Mr. Parks struggled to cope with his anger in a healthy manner; stating that since he was young, he had always been instructed by others to “Bottle it all up”.

Addendum-1: Further examination has proven the resulting damages to the ████ church to have been caused by two separate sources; SCP-4934 and a second body with similar anomalous properties. DNA testing revealed the second body to have been that of Phillip Parks, Oliver Park's father, who had attended the funeral.

Upon further investigation, it was found that the father of Phillip Parks had died at age forty-seven following an unexplained gas explosion.

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