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In Character: New administrative staff with sufficient security clearance may use this tool to more efficiently familiarize themselves with the information in the SCP database. For security and data-integrity purposes, this form of access is read-only.

Out of character: It's a tool that makes it easier to go on an archive binge. You can use the Canon Mass Orientation Tool a lot or you can just be a CMOT Dabbler, it's totally up to you.

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SCP-5000: Wille zum Leben rating: 14
rating: +39+x

SCP-5000 prior to termination.

Item #: SCP-5000

Object Class: Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000's body is to be kept in a standard human cadaver storage chamber. Foundation personnel may only examine SCP-5000's body with Level-1 Clearance or above.

Description: SCP-5000 was a 29-year-old Anglo-American human male, standing 1.63 meters tall and weighing 75 kilograms. SCP-5000 was previously thought to be physically immortal and had previously demonstrated incredible durability against various forms of trauma and bodily harm.

SCP-5000 had previously endured the following with no adverse affects:

  • Assault via firearm.
  • Blunt force.
  • Repeated stabbing.
  • Immolation.
  • Consumption and inhalation of toxins.
  • Explosives.
  • Long-term exposure to a vacuum.
  • Self-inflicted harm. (During and between recorded experiments)

SCP-5000 had claimed to previously be vulnerable, as evidenced through a burn scar on the back of its right hand, which it claimed was from an incident with a stove top. It is yet unknown what caused SCP-5000 to gain its anomalous properties.

SCP-5000's cadaver shows no sign of anomalous durability; as such, it has since been classified as Neutralized as of Incident 5000-01 on September 27th, 2022.

Incident 5000-01 Dossier: On September 27th, 2022, during a routine experimentation session with SCP-5000, Researcher Faith deBolt, wielding a firearm previously used in prior experiments, successfully neutralized SCP-5000 with a single shot to the forehead. Post-mortem examination concludes that approximately 6 seconds passed between the bullet entering SCP-5000's skull and its death. An investigation was later put in place to determine the reason behind its death. Suspects of note are listed below, as submitted by Foundation Researchers in the order of submission.

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